UN: HisBurlyness (VIDEO)

[talkstoposters]

[Despite the feed being broadcast, there's nothing actually on screen. Just pitch black darkness.

For about all of two seconds before a big dragon skull with blue fireballs for eyes lets out a loud roar. The lights come back on and the full skeleton can be seen.]

GWAHAHAHAHA! Got you chumps good, didn't I? I still got it! Lost all my skin in that fight with Xelvak, so I figured I'd have some fun at your expense before I get it all back.

Comments

[soft_focus]

Why did he make you all bones??

If he only took your skin where did your muscles go??

[SHE SOUNDS GENUINELY DISTRESSED BY THIS MATTER IN PARTICULAR]

un: xx_heartoffire_xx

[stavros]

Bwah!

[She flails a little, then coughs and looks away.]

I mean... hello. It's good to see you're well. Is that well?

[notbornguilty]

[Weiss is entirely unsurprised.]

If I didn't see that happen to you, that probably would have had much more impact.

un: black

[marmoron]

why does your username keep changing
is this part of a mid-life crisis?

[lovebreaker]

[ It didn't actually get her, but her actual reaction is-- ]

Ehhh, how scary...!!

un: anarose

[highelves]

...That sounds very painful.

un:unbeatablesg

[partiallysquirrelblood]

So...how do you get it back? Don't get me wrong, the look works for you, but it might be a little inconvenient.

un: hca | voice

[authorships]

[why did it have to be video omg

Ring ring. A surly coworker is calling you up.]

Halloween was months ago. Christ, you aren't going to walk around like that, are you?

UN: AZURESTRIKER

[shockingblue]

[Gunvolt jumps when Bowser suddenly appears and roars into the feed. Okay, that was a little unexpected. When the lights come on and he's a skeleton though, that's actually far scarier to him. But not in the typical spooky kinda way.]

Coach... I. Well, at least that way we know you're actually okay.

[He's a little annoyed, but mostly because he was actually worried about Bowser for a moment before he finally put it all together.]

...How the gack did you survive Xelvak pulling your skin off? I mean, magic, obviously, but... Jeez, Coach, don't worry us like that.