un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

( blingee'd cat gif under cut )

alright now that I got your fucking attention

does anyone actually fucking play cricket like what the fuck why are there so many fucking books on this dumbass sport?

the bat is a cross between a boating oar and a sex toy

not at all ideal for knocking over mailboxes in a satisfying fucking manner

not that baseball's that fucking great either tbh like all sports are kind of shit change my mind

don't suppose any of you have ever read a book on crickets the fucking bug not the fucking bat and ball game

that isn't like

the very quiet cricket?

god fucking knows cricket ain't quiet

ps Imelda is the enemy by design only. poor woman has to deal with so fucking much as this fucking floor's RA we're a plethora of asses so go easy on her when it comes to the rebellion ok?

#FREETHEBEATS #BUTDON’TCAUSETREBLE

UN: MEKAKUSHISAN

[suddenlybees]

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CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO JOIN A ~*~*~*~*~*~*SUPER SECRET SOCIETY*~*~*~*~*~*~
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XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
-- Kano

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