i don't do the whole dance thing (well i'm going to eat,,,,,,) but the glorious goddess ricktoria deserves to be dance queen
actually what the fuck is the dance even for i forgot heheheheh oops
anyway if there's a public spectacle you best believe my kid is gonna be THE BELLE OF THE BALLL!!!!
like wow have you ever seen something so fucking beautiful in your life??? brings a tear to your eye really
[well not MY eye but your eye yeah i bet]
anyway if you want the honor privilege chance of a lifetime to take my cat as your date you have to answer THREE PERSONALIZED QUESTIONS!!!! which i will come up with after you volunteer. based on ur answers you might be good enough who knows hehehehehehehhwhe