UN: SARINSCRIPTION

[inkedspell]

You crazy people can't ever seem to stay out of trouble, but at least that keeps this place fun.

I may have been gone for a while but it didn't take me much to catch up so Tutoring Sessions Will Continue! If you weren't on my list before but want to be now, hit me up. If you want to drop the sessions, that's fine, too.

And I left that adaptive golem for a reason, but should have known someone would abuse the opportunity teach him how to cuss in ten different languages. Cute, but unhelpful for my research.

If it was you Spudnut, I will find out.

{OOC: Sarona has been absent for nearly two months due to a death and legal custody issues, but she's back now and ready to get back into things!}

UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

Wow, this place is more boring than a fucking morgue. And not the fun kind where there's alligators and shit that eat your damn body, but the boring kind where it's all cold and in shelves and shit like that.

The fuck do you losers do for fun around here? So far it seems to be nothing but whining about your crush not liking you back like a bunch of fucking gradeschoolers or paranoid idiots that think everything is out to get them. Come on, you can't all be this boring. None of you even seem down to fight, which is just a shame that a school out here to train soldiers or whatever has such pansies here.

We're all gonna fucking die if that's the case.

Also: The best you have here are 7s, at the best. Is that seriously the best we got here? [That last part is totally to just bait people into showing their faces or something equally as dumb, thank you.]