UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

[Guess who's back to their commentary bitching, Daybreak? It's everyone's favorite delinquent. Who is absolutely having Stone Free type for her, fuck off.]

Hey, here's a fucking question for all of you:
When does setting a person on fire actually constitute a reasonable act of force?

Because fuck you.

On that note, keep your shit together as I ain't punching things again for a couple of weeks and if anyone wants to do me a huge favor and not ask why my arms are wrapped in bandages? Really would appreciate it.

Also.

Fuck you, Keith.

un: asato

[electricities]

[ This post/the event takes place before students depart for the islands. ]

Good afternoon, Daybreak. My name is Asami Sato, and I'm a new Graduate student and Teacher's Aide on campus. You're all probably familiar with Mr. David Xanatos as well. We know there's a lot going on right now, so we wanted to plan something optional but enjoyable for everyone as a way to take some time off from what's happening and have some fun.

The morning of July 4th, we'll be going to the Big Lagoon Water Park just outside of Soleil. David will be covering all expenses so there's no need to worry about any admission fees.

Again, we know that a lot's happened, so attendance is entirely optional. Just let us know if you're interested so we can get a head count and order tickets ASAP.

Please let us know if you have any questions.

- Asami and David

[ OOC: an accompanying log will go up tomorrow and it will be linked here once it's up! ]

un: ornithology

[hawkwardness]

Hey. I'm new here. My name's Tobias. I figured I'd introduce myself before I'm in the classroom, so that no one thinks they're going crazy. See, I'm a red-tailed hawk, not a human. So if you see a big bird with a pretty red tail indoors or flying around, keep in mind it might not be a normal animal.

That's all. Thanks.

[The end of the world is more than enough to worry about, he doesn't need to fight off fellow students! Let the boy get an education.]