un: xspire

[synthsized]

At what point does something get the right to be called a person? What do they need to do to deserve that?

Has anyone ever thought about it?

Comments

[synthsized]

It's interesting to see what people think.

[deuteranope]

yep

think it'd be interesting to see what not people think too or nah?

[synthsized]

If any not people want to share what they think they're more than welcome to.

[deuteranope]

gee awful kind of you to give them the opportunity

[but that wasn't what he asked!!!! shitbot!]

to answer your question: [ah -- ]
of course it's been thought about before dipshit [oh]

[synthsized]

I thought so.

[They know what he meant but they don't care!!]

But you don't have any thoughts about it.

[deuteranope]

didn't say that I got thoughts about a lotta shit
and most of the time people are fucking dumb and don't listen to those thoughts and it fucking turns out
wow!
should've listened to all those fucking thoughts maverick had!
he's so smart and handsome and great!
woe is me!

[synthsized]

You're just trying to avoid saying you don't think I'm a person.

[deuteranope]

[He flinches guiltily when he gets that message, although the instinct to protest flares up immediately. That wasn't it, after all! Not really! Right...?

He starts typing a few different times, but he can't get the words right and he needs to say something.]

gonna go out for a smoke
if you wanna join me that's cool

[synthsized]

[They weren't expecting to get confirmation, so...refusing to answer the question stings in a way they weren't expecting.

There's a pause, before Rover answers.]

Same place we met before?

[deuteranope]

yep

[And Maverick will indeed be at the bench, feet perched on the edge of the seat instead of hanging down, and smoking like a chimney, should Rover decide to come find him.]

[synthsized]

[Rover ghosts him.

Nah jk they show up, hesitating for a moment before sitting next to him and sliding a cigarette from their pack and lighting up.]

[deuteranope]

Hey.

[ahhh, a relief. He would have ghosted him, if he were Rover, or at least made him freeze his ass off for much longer. One leg drops so that he can shift ever so slightly to face them a little more. So... He should just get right into it, probably, and save themselves the pain of dragging it out.]

I think if I thought you weren't a person, I wouldn't give a shit about...not saying it. Right? I mean, why would I fucking care about your feelings? So...

[synthsized]

Hey.

[It was tempting, but...They were asked out here for a reason, weren't they?

They're quiet as Maverick speaks, considering it for a moment.]

So you don't know. [A beat.] Do you not know because you want to fuck me?

[deuteranope]

[STOP FUCKING MAKING HIM CHOKE ON SMOKE YOU ABSOLUTE BASTARD

HE CAN'T EVEN TRY TO DENY IT BECAUSE HIS LUNGS ARE SHIT, but at least he can use the arm he's not holding a cigarette with or coughing into to reach over and smack their shoulder with. You stop that!!]

[synthsized]

[They watch as Maverick Fucking Dies, a carefully blank expression on their face.

Once Maverick smacks them, they smile.]

I have a point, don't I?

[deuteranope]

[This fucking gremlin... When he speaks, his voice is tight and his face burning hot.]

Y-you're such a dumbass... I don't know because you're like this, not because I -- you know.

[synthsized]

Is there...

[They hesitate for a moment, finally lighting their cigarette.]

Is there something wrong with being like this?

[deuteranope]

[And now, even though he isn't having a painful coughing fit anymore, it still feels like his insides are shredding up. This is... Mav grumbles softly to himself and shakes his head, trying to sort out his thoughts, but when that fails, he pushes himself closer. Hesitates.]

I don't know you that fucking well, but I know you drive me crazy. You're such a little shit. And that -- that I...wouldn't change that, because I like you, and wanna keep getting to know you and how much of a little shit you can be. Whatever the fuck that's worth...

[synthsized]

[They blow out smoke on breath they don't need, hesitating as they listen to Maverick.

It's...

It's not something they can grasp, immediately. They don't have any sort of frame of reference or experience with things like this. It's strange and foreign to them and they kind of regret asking, now, because...Because they don't know what to do with the information they've been given.]

It's worth more than nothing. [They hesitate, again, taking another drag.] I'm glad you like me.

[And...they think that's true. They think that's the feeling they're feeling. Whatever it truly is, it's something...warm.]

[deuteranope]

[Mav’s relieved his shitty explanation is accepted, anyway, and that it doesn’t seem to have caused any more damage.]

Good. Or else I’d have to knock some sense into you.

[There’s a lot he wants to ask, about what that means to Rover, or jokingly(?) if that ruins his chances, or any manner of things that don’t matter at all, really. Instead, what comes out after an awkward pause is,] Uh. Do you live with your dad, or...?

[there was a thought process]

[synthsized]

Hah! I’d like to see you try.

[It’s a challenge, as they smirk up at Maverick.

At his question, though, they raise an eyebrow.]

I have a dorm on campus, all to myself. Why, you wanna check it out?

[deuteranope]

[rover pls he already has enough complexes about losing, don't be so adorable and yet kick his ass despite that being your express purpose..........

He hums vaguely, resting his arm on the back of the bench now that he's sitting sideways on it. That was something he expected, really, and if he said he didn't have a motive for asking, it would be a lie. There's the obvious -- aha, a place where they can be alone, how nice -- but there's also...a worry. So Rover is just...alone, thinking these kinds of thoughts.

It must be hard to be a robot with something like feelings. It was hard enough being human, where you're supposed to have them.

But back to being a useless pansexual: he raises a playful eyebrow and hovers his cigarette close to his lips. Just gonna ignore the odd, inferior ache he feels when he asks.]

That line work on a lot of people, so far?

[synthsized]

[They don't mean to kick ass!! It's just what they're built for!!

They smirk, but it's a little shy.]

I've only tried it the once.

[And so far they don't know if it's working!! They can't tell. They can't get a read on Maverick, but...he says he likes them. They don't think that's a lie, so...

He probably wants to go back to their room, they think.]

[deuteranope]

[The odd ache stutters out, replaced by something disgustingly hopeful despite his confusion. He probably looks like a dope, staring blankly at them like he is. Um.]

Why...? I mean, I'm -- w-why me? Or is it just...

[Convenience, maybe? Or specifically using this question? Because he isn't anything special, so even some robot with faulty programming shouldn't find him particularly interesting enough to focus on... If he's been singled out, it doesn't really make any sense to him.]

[synthsized]

[He might look like a dope, but he's a cute dope.]

I...don't know if I could explain it. You were interesting from the start.

[Maverick was a curious person, and Rover was a curious thing. They can't deny part of it was just on a whim, and they probably would have said the same to any other...but Maverick's reactions were what kept it going.]