UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

Sooo.

Today I learned that my strings do not in fact cut through bone.

Bonus: I learned I can have Stone Free type shit for me instead.

No, you're not getting any context for this shit.

I might have made a mistake this time.

Comments

UN: ornithology

[hawkwardness]

[Boy!! He really didn't want to read this!!]

I think I get the general idea and I wish I didn't.

Are you going to be okay?

UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

[SORRY, TOBIAS. SHE HAD TO NOTE IT SOMEWHERE.]

It's not like I tried to cut my fucking hand off or something, goddamn.

Yeah, I'm mostly fine.

[hawkwardness]

[No need to be rude about it, it's not like this is his fault!!]

Why would you do that to yourself? Buy a steak with bone in it or something, geez.

[strings_theory]

Steak's aren't the same as human fucking flesh, dude.

Gotta know my own limits, too. So win-win.

[hawkwardness]

Except now you don't have a hand. Excuse me for thinking that's messed up, even for this school.

[strings_theory]

Iiiii didn't cut my hand off, though??????