UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

Sooo.

Today I learned that my strings do not in fact cut through bone.

Bonus: I learned I can have Stone Free type shit for me instead.

No, you're not getting any context for this shit.

I might have made a mistake this time.

Comments

UN: Bekamari

[lifeforced]

goddammit

UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

Good news is that I'm mostly okay?

[lifeforced]

"Mostly" isn't "totally".

[She might be going to bring this to Hieke's attention, if he hasn't been paying attention to the network himself.]

You gonna be able to get here or does someone need to go to you?

[strings_theory]

Already on my way, I swear I'm not gonna just dip out and think I can heal this or some shit.

Bat grandpa hasn't really taught me that kind of shit yet, so shit outta luck on that front.

UN: ornithology

[hawkwardness]

[Boy!! He really didn't want to read this!!]

I think I get the general idea and I wish I didn't.

Are you going to be okay?

UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

[SORRY, TOBIAS. SHE HAD TO NOTE IT SOMEWHERE.]

It's not like I tried to cut my fucking hand off or something, goddamn.

Yeah, I'm mostly fine.

[hawkwardness]

[No need to be rude about it, it's not like this is his fault!!]

Why would you do that to yourself? Buy a steak with bone in it or something, geez.

[strings_theory]

Steak's aren't the same as human fucking flesh, dude.

Gotta know my own limits, too. So win-win.

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

trade you context for a kiss

Private

[strings_theory]

Context is literally was wondering if my strings could cut through bone.

Spoilers: nope.

Which honestly is probably good for me?

Private

[deuteranope]

you made it sound waaaay more interesting and now I'm fucking disappointed

where you at rn anyway so I can head over?
hey can't you weave your string into a bandage or something? some spider bitch gave me her totally not buttsilk to get my bleeding to stop once

un: Galanthusnivalis

[buddinghopes]

The more you know... I guess...

Are you gonna be okay?

[strings_theory]

Gotta learn some way or another and better me than someone else, right?

Yeah, yeah. Christ, would I be making a post like this if I was actually not okay? Come on, I might be reckless, but I'm not that bad. [Okay, no, actually she is.]

[buddinghopes]

Can't argue that, at least.

[And this is.... probably better than Jolyne setting herself on fire. She thinks.]

Okay that's a fair point.

[bolderfell]

[Christ, Jolyne.

A short while later--though, hopefully, she's gotten herself to the infirmary by now--one of the windows near the end of the room quietly, carefully opens just enough for someone to peer inside and check up on whoever might be there.]

[strings_theory]

[T H E R I O N, USE A DOOR LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

Because all that's doing is getting her to blankly stare at said window and casually flip him off with her good hand.

Guess who the liar was about trying to take her hand off, it's her.]

What the fuck.

[bolderfell]

That's my line. What did you do.

[In the meantime, he unshoulders his ratty bookbag, sets it on the sill, and starts to root around inside.]

un: 46692

[escardos]

wow! were you trying to cut someone up?!

[strings_theory]

Sure?????

Shit doesn't cut through bone, sadly.

[seasonsofdeath]

why did you think strings would cut through bone?

[strings_theory]

It's just some normal every day strings, it's some weird shit I can do due to my familiar. They can cut flesh and muscle, so I wanted to see if they could do more than that.

[seasonsofdeath]

oh

who did you try it on?

JOJO2

[standless]

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-]

jolyne what happened why can't you use your hands

[strings_theory]

[FUCK. GODDAMMIT.

THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING PERSON SHE WANTED TO SEE THIS.]

UHHHHH.

SO.

I MIGHT'VE.

TRIED TO SEE HOW MUCH DAMAGE MY STRING SHIT CAN DO????

I'm fine, seriously.

[standless]

jolyne that doesn't answer very much at all and i'm getting rather concerned