UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

Sooo.

Today I learned that my strings do not in fact cut through bone.

Bonus: I learned I can have Stone Free type shit for me instead.

No, you're not getting any context for this shit.

I might have made a mistake this time.

Comments

[strings_theory]

It's just some normal every day strings, it's some weird shit I can do due to my familiar. They can cut flesh and muscle, so I wanted to see if they could do more than that.

[seasonsofdeath]

oh

who did you try it on?

[strings_theory]

... Myself?

Safer than accidentally hurting someone real fuckin' bad, right?

[seasonsofdeath]

that sounds like it hurt a lot

why didn't you try on a rock or something first?

[strings_theory]

Eh, I've been in way worse pain than this.

Because a rock doesn't really compare to a humanoid? Like, if we're going to be in this whole child soldiers nonsense stuff here, I should probably know what extent of damage I can do to a fleshy thing, shouldn't I?

[seasonsofdeath]

i guess so

does it not matter how hard stuff is though? can you cut metal and stuff?

[strings_theory]

There's people here who can blow things up or w/e, so might as well play to my strengths. Since, uh, pretty sure I can't cut through metal and stuff?

Flesh is a lot more common, too.

[seasonsofdeath]

can a lot of people do that?

i don't know a lot about what i can do yet should i try blowing stuff up?

[strings_theory]

Some can? I dunno, man, I pay attention to my own shit.

Uhhh.

If you haven't exploded anything yet, then you prooooobably can't do it?

[seasonsofdeath]

oh

is that good or bad

[strings_theory]

Everyone has their, uh, niche or what the fuck ever?

I don't fuckin' know, I just go here.