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[escardos]

so imagine you're making ratatouille and you don't like tomatoes. you don't like the taste, the texture, the putting them in water and the peeling them-- ugh! so you say to yourself "lookit, this whole dish is nothing but vegetables, so what does it matter if i leave the tomatoes out?" a seemingly innocuous decision on the surface, but 2 hours or whatever later when you're done cooking, you open the oven to find a complete mess! just a pot full of baked vegetables, none of them congealed or somehow unified. what happened to your beloved ratatouille?! so you take to google and find that the tomatoes are an essential ingredient of ratatouille, as they forma a "sauce" of a certain kind that makes the whole thing work. and so a seemingly innocent decision has destroyed the very foundation of the established order with disturbing ramifications towards the whole. in this essay i will examine how martin luther's 95 theses lead to protestants being more boring than catholics.

Comments

[escardos]

absolutely! im probably going to sleep soon i just wanted to let everyone know what i had thought of at 4 am

[alreadyhuman]

theres so many versions of it though! ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ do i have to read them ALL????

[escardos]

you can say that i'm a public servant, then! gotta keep things lively in this place, after all!

[imyoubut]

A public servant? Ah, so this isn't the first time you've done something like this?

gore tw

[escardos]

without that fear of consequence, people and other animals alike would be willing to do as they wish. fear of pain, fear of death, fear of rejection, fear of hell--in the end they all boil down to the same chemicals, no?

but tbqh, i think i don't find the idea of either hell or heaven that fun in the first place. whether you end up in heaven or hell, your soul will still exist for eternity...i feel like that would be hellish no matter what. i'd prefer to have my insides pecked out by crows and have the remains become one with the earth until all that is left are my bones.

[escardos]

nope! i got people pretty angry when i first transferred ahahah. and then in my previous school i did some pretty cool things too!

[imyoubut]

Please, do tell. As a fellow purveyor of mischief I would love to hear some of your stories.

also cw for mild suicidal ideation, sorry

[imitationsoul]

You and I really are the same.

I like hell a lot as a concept that humanity has installed to self-regulate, but an eternal existence...? I couldn't stand it. When I am gone, hopefully by my own choice or even hand, then I want to be gone. My remains shall be the image I leave behind in the heads of those who knew me, until they eventually rot and decay as well. Even if I'd have changed the world, eventually I'd become a legend that bears no resemblance to my original self.

And then, I'd be free. No heaven, no hell, no people shall have any hold over me. The self of Miach Mihie will disappear into nothingness, belonging to nobody.

[escardos]

hahaha miach you're so poetic. would you ever wanna write your thoughts down? or do you want them to disappear alongside you when you die.

i guess it doesnt matter either way. they'll twist your thoughts and intentions even if you do leave them written down, so maybe it's better to just die with them. maybe i'll delete this entire post after its done so even traces of this cant be found www

id like to watch the process, after you die. id like for people to spin wild stories about you, to twist you to the point that the 'miach' in their heads is no longer the miach that i knew. if you change the world enough, you'll be a legend--and if not, then you'll just be another obituary, forgotten in time. im really interested now ahaha!

[escardos]

why not?! didnt it get the point through?

[escardos]

if you wanna look at it like that!

[lifeforced]

it did

but ruined food is a totally awful mental image and just no ok

[stavros]

Wait, if I want to? I thought that was what you were saying!

[escardos]

i might have! but you're also free to think about it however you wish! freedom of speech is amazing!

[escardos]

but what is it that they say? that the means justify the end?! that's totally how it works here.

[escardos]

you're a teacher aren't you? if you wanna find out, i totally suggest you read my files!

[stavros]

You say that, but I suspect you're only trying to be confusing.

[escardos]

ehehehe

[stavros]

Why are you the way that you are?

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[hatesdeerstalkers]

Are you shitposting on the network

[escardos]

yes!

[hatesdeerstalkers]

Have you completed all of your assignments?

[escardos]

yessir! even the extra credit ones!

[hatesdeerstalkers]

....

...To be quite honest, it's actually not quite bad. If you'd used proper grammar and formatting, it'd be a strong hook into an argumentative essay.

[Moriarty why are you like this]

[escardos]

you would actually read it????