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[escardos]

so imagine you're making ratatouille and you don't like tomatoes. you don't like the taste, the texture, the putting them in water and the peeling them-- ugh! so you say to yourself "lookit, this whole dish is nothing but vegetables, so what does it matter if i leave the tomatoes out?" a seemingly innocuous decision on the surface, but 2 hours or whatever later when you're done cooking, you open the oven to find a complete mess! just a pot full of baked vegetables, none of them congealed or somehow unified. what happened to your beloved ratatouille?! so you take to google and find that the tomatoes are an essential ingredient of ratatouille, as they forma a "sauce" of a certain kind that makes the whole thing work. and so a seemingly innocent decision has destroyed the very foundation of the established order with disturbing ramifications towards the whole. in this essay i will examine how martin luther's 95 theses lead to protestants being more boring than catholics.

Comments

[escardos]

who would have known that people were so protective of french cuisine! hahaha!

[imyoubut]

Who indeed. Still, it's something to keep in mind. Things have been quite uneventful for the past few days. Any ammunition to stir up some much needed entertainment is useful. Especially when the reactions of the people here are so funny!

[escardos]

you can say that i'm a public servant, then! gotta keep things lively in this place, after all!

[imyoubut]

A public servant? Ah, so this isn't the first time you've done something like this?

[escardos]

nope! i got people pretty angry when i first transferred ahahah. and then in my previous school i did some pretty cool things too!

[imyoubut]

Please, do tell. As a fellow purveyor of mischief I would love to hear some of your stories.

[escardos]

you're a teacher aren't you? if you wanna find out, i totally suggest you read my files!

[imyoubut]

And here I was hoping to be told a delightful story. A pity. One can learn a lot about a person by the stories they tell and how they tell them. Though I suppose a set of stories from a third party will just have to suffice for now.