un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

[synthsized]

Well I don't really give a shit what other people think.

Aww, I'm flattered.

[deuteranope]

for that year it would be

[deuteranope]

sure why not
want my old birthday? that was in march

[transfusionem]

I guess... I don't know, repeating a day just seems too weird for me.

[deuteranope]

you're not the boss of me

until I get tacos
or find something funnier to annoy you with idk

[deuteranope]

that's still indoors

what's up with your blood???

[inflictwounds]

No, but I am the person in charge of your health.

So...basically, you won't stop.

[deuteranope]

yeah whatever

so you wanna do a belated something or just wait and see if we get a jan 1st next year?

[hawkwardness]

I don't know, you might want it back. Why are you switching birthdays?

[fullthrottleammy]

...Yeah, very much not any Hestia I know.

Still, I've got Origin Mirrors set up on a few different iterations of Mount Olympus, so just message me if you ever want to meet a few different versions of them.

[deuteranope]

I'm not switching birthdays I switched it when I was like 6 or some shit I'm p set with what I got

[adjectiveprince]

I'll pass if it's all the same to you. I've listened to them talk at me enough already.

[deuteranope]

you repeat a day every year and have a birthday every year it ain't a big deal

[fullthrottleammy]

We actually couldn't, Hephestus made the most advanced spam-blocker known to the divine not too long ago.

[deuteranope]

and you should know I'm not a fucking moron it ain't a concern
especially yours

you could just get me tacos

[synthsized]

I want to try cake.

[subconmodo]

Oh come on.

Val's like 5 times my age and looks the same age as me. Are you going to do the same thing to him?

[fullthrottleammy]

Still, I'll have Hermes see if he can pass a message to your version of Hestia. I promise I'll screen her before trying to introduce you.

[transfusionem]

Yeah, but birthdays should BE a big deal! It's important!

[deuteranope]

I mean you literally fucking said they are the night

[inflictwounds]

It's a little bit of a concern. Humans are weird about sex.

I could, but I'm not going to.

[deuteranope]

sure why the fuck not

[deuteranope]

and the fucker ain't sharing????

[foolishjustice]

I'm used to public transportation, the subway is miserable in June.

It's RH-, and most people are RH+, especially in Asia. I can only get blood from an RH- donor, and that's only 1% of Japan.

[fullthrottleammy]

Prometheus had to steal fire to get it to mortals. The Olympians have always tried to keep the good stuff for themselves. (Please note that Hestia could have stopped him at any time if she wanted to.)