un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

[deuteranope]

sure why not
want my old birthday? that was in march

[hawkwardness]

I don't know, you might want it back. Why are you switching birthdays?

[deuteranope]

I'm not switching birthdays I switched it when I was like 6 or some shit I'm p set with what I got

[hawkwardness]

Okay. What day in March? Because they're all the same to me.

[deuteranope]

I think the 26th h/o lemme check

no the 27th

there you go happy birdday

[hawkwardness]

Ha ha.

Works for me. Thanks for the hand-me-down birthday.

[deuteranope]

sure thing have a fucking party with it

in return you can get me something for my next bday which won't be for a while but you better not forget
nov 1st
mark it on your little bird calendar

[hawkwardness]

I won't forgot. And hey, I have money now from some mysterious stranger, so that helps.

[Hell, what else does he have to spend it on, but other people?]

[deuteranope]

for christmas? what the fuck was up with that? did everyone get money???

I mean like fucking GOOD this school is too fucking rich for us to bust our asses on mission and part time jobs and not see some cash but also that's fucking weird who just has that much fucking money

[hawkwardness]

You got anonymous money too?

I'm not complaining, but it is weird. I've never had money before, for obvious reasons. Wonder if they thought it through before giving everyone some.

[Wouldn't it be easier to buy him his own TV or something??]

[deuteranope]

okay but regular ass crows are smart enough to learn the basic idea of currency
what's stopping a magic bird like you

me and my bud bumble both got money though
don't think it'd just be us three

[hawkwardness]

I know what money is, thanks.

It's at least four. Hector got some too.

[deuteranope]

then how come you ain't got a little nest egg before now buddy come on

oh good so he can buy me a drink

[hawkwardness]

Imagine how long it would take to pick up $300 in spare change dropped on the sidewalk. Even with my eyes.

[deuteranope]

yeah I'm not gonna do the math on that but I'm STILL gonna know that it takes longer the more you fucking wait to get started

[hawkwardness]

But I don't need to now, I'm rich. Richest hawk in the world.

[deuteranope]

rich by hawk standards maybe but here in soleil people shit out money no problem
it's annoying as fuck this elitist economy shit
you ain't a blip on the radar kid

[hawkwardness]

Hawk standards are what I'm all about, though. In this case.

But I'm not surprised, after seeing someone give away thousands of dollars like it's no big deal.