un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

[inflictwounds]

Well...do you want to give ths brat your dick? If you do, use protection.

How long are you going to be hung up on the tacos?

[deuteranope]

you're not the boss of me

until I get tacos
or find something funnier to annoy you with idk

[inflictwounds]

No, but I am the person in charge of your health.

So...basically, you won't stop.

[deuteranope]

and you should know I'm not a fucking moron it ain't a concern
especially yours

you could just get me tacos

[inflictwounds]

It's a little bit of a concern. Humans are weird about sex.

I could, but I'm not going to.

[deuteranope]

[stares at his relationship with rover... well, he's not wrong]

holy fuck doc I'm clean stop thinking about my dick

it seems we're at an impasse

[inflictwounds]

If you break it I'm not fixing it.

It seems we are.

[deuteranope]

I wouldn't want you to and I'm not gonna fucking break my dick what the fuck

[inflictwounds]

That's what they always say.

[How many broken dicks have you dealt with, Hieke--]

[deuteranope]

how many broken dicks have you fucking seen doc

[inflictwounds]

More than zero.

[deuteranope]

cause any?

[inflictwounds]

Oh, yes.

[deuteranope]

[he doesn't know how he feels about this, but]

good for you

[inflictwounds]

Yeah, I thought so.

[He's learning So Much about his teachers.]