un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

[deuteranope]

that's some kinda point
dunno about a good one

I find I'm surrounded with people that get delighted by puns and I don't know what to fucking do about it

[deuteranope]

just don't get hit dumbass

[he says like he wasn't just lowkey stabbed recently but whatever]

[deuteranope]

still gonna say you're slacking

[deuteranope]

what about a pinch of cinnamon

[foolishjustice]

You try fighting five enemies at once and coming away unscathed. It takes practice.

UN: ThreeCoffins

[improbablenotimpossible]

Vampires that turn children tend to end up getting messily killed by other vampires least in parts of the world I've been to.

[deuteranope]

or just like...don't do that lmao
you're still fucking dumb

[deuteranope]

huh
so littlest vigilante probs ain't likely

good to know though
saw a vamp kid once but it was in a mirror world
the idea's been kinda buggin me
it's pretty fucked up? like more fucked up than usual

[fullthrottleammy]

Look, I'm not great at stealth unless everyone I'm trying to get by is an idiot. If I tried to steal anything Olympus has for mortals I'd get kicked out before you could blink.

[foolishjustice]

Easier said than done in some cases. I haven't always been able to pick my fights.

I'm much better at that now, and I do try to avoid being outnumbered that badly.

Also, familiars with defensive abilities help.

[improbablenotimpossible]

There are rumors of such a person, but I have yet to find any solid evidence of them actually existing.

It is as you say 'incredibly fucked up', you'll find no argument there.
A vampire child is... an incredibly tragic thing to consider, they're too young to really know right and wrong, or to care for themselves, and everything they could be or want to be had been stolen from them.

[deuteranope]

yeah yeah
think we've had this convo before

[deuteranope]

yeah kid was a fucking dick
one hand you can't blame him
on the other fuck that I don't give a fuck you're 5 don't be such a dick

[deuteranope]

sounds fine by me
also just seduce zeus it's gotta be easy

[improbablenotimpossible]

Well being young does not make them immune to such things, if anything that's the unfiltered version of a person.

Though I cannot imagine any child vampire having anything close to a normal disposition.

un: Bekamari

[lifeforced]

I'm fine with my birthday where it is, tbh. It's 3/3.

[She's not going to touch the other question.]

[deuteranope]

["unfiltered version," ugh. His skin is crawling, thanks.]

probs not no

[fullthrottleammy]

Uh, no? Not only would it be really suspicious since I've always rejected him before, but A.) I don't want to touch Zeus with a ten foot pole and B.) that sounds like a good way to get into a god fight with Hera.

[deuteranope]

if you were born in 2003 that's probs good luck or something right

Private, burner phone

[foolishjustice]

Speaking of which, I've heard back from the school administrators.
They're organizing a mission for later this month. I thought you might find that relevant.

[deuteranope]

didn't say you had to make good on the seducing just use it to get there
but hera needs to fucking dump his ass
my understanding is she's kinda a bitch too but that doesn't mean it's chill for her to have a rapist fuckwad for a husband

[deuteranope]

fuck yeah I do
start clearing out my schedule

[fullthrottleammy]

Oh, don't think people haven't tried to convince her. Sadly, it's difficult to try to get the goddess of marriage to consider divorce.

[lifeforced]

idk, I was born in '02.

[foolishjustice]

I managed to claim credit for some of the shit that happened last month, so he doesn't know I've quit yet.
If we're lucky, the asshole won't see us coming until it's too late.