un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

[deuteranope]

huh
so littlest vigilante probs ain't likely

good to know though
saw a vamp kid once but it was in a mirror world
the idea's been kinda buggin me
it's pretty fucked up? like more fucked up than usual

[improbablenotimpossible]

There are rumors of such a person, but I have yet to find any solid evidence of them actually existing.

It is as you say 'incredibly fucked up', you'll find no argument there.
A vampire child is... an incredibly tragic thing to consider, they're too young to really know right and wrong, or to care for themselves, and everything they could be or want to be had been stolen from them.

[deuteranope]

yeah kid was a fucking dick
one hand you can't blame him
on the other fuck that I don't give a fuck you're 5 don't be such a dick

[improbablenotimpossible]

Well being young does not make them immune to such things, if anything that's the unfiltered version of a person.

Though I cannot imagine any child vampire having anything close to a normal disposition.

[deuteranope]

["unfiltered version," ugh. His skin is crawling, thanks.]

probs not no