un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

[deuteranope]

that's some kinda point
dunno about a good one

I find I'm surrounded with people that get delighted by puns and I don't know what to fucking do about it

[nor_iron_bars]

listen you're a vital part of the process.
all good humor needs someone to be the
i was gonna say "straight man" but i'd never insult you by implying you were straight.
you get what i mean, tho.

tbh, for me it's not even the pun itself.
it's the way i can annoy people just by downloading a rhyming dictionary app and waiting for the moment to strike.

[Jail was born with the gift of hands, and she is going to make that everyone else's problem.]

[deuteranope]

thanks prof jail
I'd hate to think I gave off hettie energy

see...you get it
you just fucking Get It

[nor_iron_bars]

nope.
your aura is 200% disaster bi.
you can trust me, i'm a seer.

[This is not remotely how the Sight works.]

it warms my shitty gremlin heart to see the art of obnoxiousness alive and well in the next generation, trufax.
you kids are the future.

[deuteranope]

*pan
know there ain't much of a functional diff these fucking days to a lot of people and that's cool but without thinking on all that shit the flag is better to my colorblind ass

long as y'all don't fuck it up first
(also fucking nightfall but fuck that noise)

[nor_iron_bars]

valid.
lbr the lesbian flag changes so often, we can't judge.
p sure it's still the pink one, but if it's not anymore i fucking give up.

[Tragically, there is no dumpster fire pride flag.]

the herald is a lil bitch.
which herald?
yes.
except bby herald, which is a good blob doing their best.

[deuteranope]

personally I miss that labrys shit
axe lesbians here to fuck you up

are they?
never really looked into that thing
seeing as I fucking wanted it dead and all

[nor_iron_bars]

all lesbians know how to use one (1) melee weapon.
i picked hammers.

yeah there was like a 50/50 chance we'd all die, but it turned out ok.
honestly i've beaten way worse odds.

[Read: no judgement on wanting the little guy dead, she can understand why. She's still glad they didn't, but she's not going to be a dick about it.]

[deuteranope]

huh
wonder what mama's is

I don't fucking doubt it
doubt that thing's all that fucking adorable by common standards though

[nor_iron_bars]

maybe a sword?
swords are hot.

[She's not aware of just who Maverick's mother is, at the moment. She's just generally happy about ladies with swords.]

it's basically a lil jello blob with an eye.
not cute like a kitten, but still kinda weirdcute.
i saw it try to climb onto a cushion, fall over, and bounce a couple times before it landed.
it was hilarious.
"local harbinger of doom discovers gravity"

[deuteranope]

they are but I'm thinking more like...a spatula
I don't doubt she can do battle I mean she fucking went to this damn school and all but it ain't really her thing
seduction ain't a melee weapon these days is it? she'd like that

much as I'd like to see that I don't think it'd fucking endear it to me

[nor_iron_bars]

it's melee if you sweep 'em off their feet in person.
ranged seduction is just shouting "HEY YOU'RE SUPER HOT" from the other side of the bar.

oh shit, if you're gonna go with kitchen stuff, you could give her a skillet.
pan from a pan.

[Look, you set that one up for her, come on.]

eh, you do you.

[She likes the kid well enough, but Flubber Armageddon the First is going to have to learn how to make their own friends eventually, she's not going to nag him about it. He can dislike the blob baby if he wants.]

[deuteranope]

I'm not giving you the satisfaction of groaning
ha ha ha ha hilarious!!!

[Dang, now he has to visit the stupid thing of his own volition instead of saying Jail coerced him into it. Because yeah, he might...stop by it. Not-people doing their best and asking existential bullshit has become a new interest of his, oops.]

[nor_iron_bars]

that's ok, i can feel your hate thru the phone connection.
seers totally work that way, honest.

[Sorry about that, Maverick, Jail actually gives a shit about you guys growing as people and coping with stuff as and when you feel personally ready for it instead of just dumping you in the deep end. You'll just have to have character development.]