un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

[adjectiveprince]

I'm actually trying to avoid them? They thought I was going to join them on Olympus instead of exploring the mortal world, and they're a bit cross with me.

[strings_theory]

Feb 26th, dickhead.

I swear to fuck if you ever imply anything near me or involving me and jail bait ever again, I will end you

Also you're still the one fucking a goddamned robot, so you can't say shit

[fullthrottleammy]

...

Well, I'll be on your side if any insulted Olympians show up here.

[lifeforced]

Well that explains pretty much everything.

[adjectiveprince]

For which you have my thanks. The backing of a god as powerful as you is not a boon to be taken lightly.

If ever you need my help, as well, you can just ask and I'll do what I can.

[fullthrottleammy]

Of course, what are friends for?

I'll be sure to go to you next time I need a hand then.

un: supercritical

[but_fear_itself]

1. I hate reading history, full stop, period, sentence done.

3. idefk, but it probably isn't a linear equation and you need variables for actual age, apparent age, maturity, and maturation rate.

4. Depends if he's hot and I enjoy his company.

[deuteranope]

FINALLY something coming up I'm not likely to forget

he was jail bait for many reasons also what the fuck did you think my click bait joke was about dumbass remember how we were gonna fucking say that shit publicly

[deuteranope]

1. what about reading in general

3. that's the shit I want gimme that shit

4. good priorities

5. I flipped the fuck out at first because I read your profile as john mulaney and I could def believe he's fucking feytouched or some shit but holy shit going to school with john mulaney

[deuteranope]

right? I sure thought so

[strings_theory]

It doesn't really fuckin' matter.

L o o k. We aren't gonna talk about that shit, okay? Okay.

Also, oops, I conveniently forgot. [She absolutely did not forget.]

[deuteranope]

bitch fuck you for like every part of this

[strings_theory]

You remember that conversation we had about better dicks?

Better dicks, dude.

[deuteranope]

eh you’re the one who said she had shit taste

[Because he’s not about to whine publicly about how he hasn’t been dicked in a while, sigh. He has SOME decency.]

what’s the update on dicks btw? things looking up?

Private

[strings_theory]

Shit taste in people, but I still know what a good dick is. Not that hard.

[Sucks to suck, Mav.]

I've... been giving him space still, so nothing new to report. Except, on a completely unrelated matter, evidently another fuckin' family member showed the hell up.

[deuteranope]

a good dick ain’t always soft

I don’t like that this is coming up in a conversation about dicks

[strings_theory]

Yeah, well, it's called trying to change the goddamned subject, you moron.

[deuteranope]

not very skillfully

[strings_theory]

Whatever.

Point is that more family showed up, this one's... some fucking how technically my, uh, great great granduncle? Also fucker is like four years younger than me.

[deuteranope]

[great great granduncle...but younger...]

someone fucked the bat????

[strings_theory]

Nah. Another bastard stole his body after he died. So technically still his genetics?????

[deuteranope]

bodyjackers should not be allowed to fuck without the body owner's consent man

[strings_theory]

Bonus: bastard was a vampire.

[deuteranope]

for fucks sake WHY THEN
YOU'RE ALREADY IMMORTAL ASSHOLE

[strings_theory]

Jonathan question, fuck if I know. The only good thing my dad did was kill that bastard, tho.