un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

un: supercritical

[but_fear_itself]

1. I hate reading history, full stop, period, sentence done.

3. idefk, but it probably isn't a linear equation and you need variables for actual age, apparent age, maturity, and maturation rate.

4. Depends if he's hot and I enjoy his company.

[deuteranope]

1. what about reading in general

3. that's the shit I want gimme that shit

4. good priorities

5. I flipped the fuck out at first because I read your profile as john mulaney and I could def believe he's fucking feytouched or some shit but holy shit going to school with john mulaney

[but_fear_itself]

1. A+, 10/10, would recommend. I hate history bc people are supposed to learn from it and don't so it's mostly Same Shit, Different Decade

3. If maturation rate is nil or close to, gives more weight to the maturity variable since it becomes set. ...I think at that point, chronological age actually becomes the variable with the least influence. With a nil maturation rate and no change to physical appearance, 'getting older' is just accumulating experiences and knowledge with little or no shift to the base personality and emotional stability. Barring, u know, Drastic Life-Altering Bullshit Happening. That shit is harder to account for mathematically and then it also brings up the question of whether the nil maturation rate is immortality inertia or an actual change in brain chemistry.

4. ty for validating me

5. I should be so fucking lucky.

[deuteranope]

1. that sounds more like a people problem than a history problem

3. that doesn't read like a dumbass equation

4. np dude

5. you'd never have a moments peace here though
not that any of us get peace for that fucking long

[but_fear_itself]

1. Por que no los dos? Unfortunately, people make history

3. I'm thinking, most of my high level math is geared toward chemical formulas and this thing is full of dependent variables

[Snapshot of a notebook page with letters, mathematical operation symbols, and little notes like "if mR=0, m becomes m²".]

5. I haven't had a moment's peace in years anyway

[deuteranope]

1. people either make history or not-people that make history for them
or not-people that do whatever the fuck they want because fuck people

3. this is fair
I appreciate the gumption

5. then yeah you might as well be a beloved comedian
like
what the fuck you got going for you otherwise
besides high level maths and chemical formulas

[but_fear_itself]

1. I think they call it a hat trick when you get all three fucking things up

3. Yeah I had two choices in life, gumption or fold like paper, and fuck the second one.

5. Magic and snark, mostly, so being a beloved comedian sounds pretty good

[deuteranope]

3. origami's a good way to pass the time if you can't fucking sit still but people want you to shut the fuck up

5. magic and snark is already the makings of a comedian

[but_fear_itself]

3. Meh that's why (insert higher power here) gave us books and fidget spinners. Real talk I tried origami once but I'm bad at it.

5. Fair point, well made
Clearly I just need the right audience

[deuteranope]

3. if I have a fidget spinner I'm gonna be a little shit about it it doesn't fucking matter if it's helpful I'm there to menace
but tbf I only got good at origami doing cheap craft shit for mama and tía
I was raised right

5. I'm ready to heckle whenever dude

Never get sick for two weeks

[but_fear_itself]

3. Not seeing the problem here but maybe that's just me. And I mostly helped my mom by keeping dad out of the electronics, a chemistry degree is not an electrical engineering degree

5. Know who to come to when I've got an act together, then