un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

[deuteranope]

god I wish I fucking knew

I don't remember if I know your bday or not

he was like jail bait
like the current age diff for me and rover is bigger than that but rover is like...bait bait not jail bait
click bait

[strings_theory]

Feb 26th, dickhead.

I swear to fuck if you ever imply anything near me or involving me and jail bait ever again, I will end you

Also you're still the one fucking a goddamned robot, so you can't say shit

[deuteranope]

FINALLY something coming up I'm not likely to forget

he was jail bait for many reasons also what the fuck did you think my click bait joke was about dumbass remember how we were gonna fucking say that shit publicly

[strings_theory]

It doesn't really fuckin' matter.

L o o k. We aren't gonna talk about that shit, okay? Okay.

Also, oops, I conveniently forgot. [She absolutely did not forget.]

[deuteranope]

bitch fuck you for like every part of this

[strings_theory]

You remember that conversation we had about better dicks?

Better dicks, dude.

[deuteranope]

eh you’re the one who said she had shit taste

[Because he’s not about to whine publicly about how he hasn’t been dicked in a while, sigh. He has SOME decency.]

what’s the update on dicks btw? things looking up?

Private

[strings_theory]

Shit taste in people, but I still know what a good dick is. Not that hard.

[Sucks to suck, Mav.]

I've... been giving him space still, so nothing new to report. Except, on a completely unrelated matter, evidently another fuckin' family member showed the hell up.

[deuteranope]

a good dick ain’t always soft

I don’t like that this is coming up in a conversation about dicks

[strings_theory]

Yeah, well, it's called trying to change the goddamned subject, you moron.

[deuteranope]

not very skillfully

[strings_theory]

Whatever.

Point is that more family showed up, this one's... some fucking how technically my, uh, great great granduncle? Also fucker is like four years younger than me.

[deuteranope]

[great great granduncle...but younger...]

someone fucked the bat????

[strings_theory]

Nah. Another bastard stole his body after he died. So technically still his genetics?????

[deuteranope]

bodyjackers should not be allowed to fuck without the body owner's consent man

[strings_theory]

Bonus: bastard was a vampire.

[deuteranope]

for fucks sake WHY THEN
YOU'RE ALREADY IMMORTAL ASSHOLE

[strings_theory]

Jonathan question, fuck if I know. The only good thing my dad did was kill that bastard, tho.

[deuteranope]

who says I wanna go down your fucking genetic rabbit hole I ain't asking battycakes shit

he also spunked in your mom and made you to be fair
I'd say that's pretty good

[strings_theory]

Just saying if you wanted the story, he only knows that shit.

I GUESS. Still a douchebag, tho.

[deuteranope]

oh for sure for sure
don't get me wrong I'm still in camp fuck off floridaddy

[strings_theory]

lmfao. For what it's worth, fucker ain't even from Florida.

[deuteranope]

floridaddy until proven otherwise
or if I forget and call him something else

[strings_theory]

I guess that works. Fucker is originally from Japan, tho.

[deuteranope]

please refer back to genetic rabbit holing comment