un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

[deuteranope]

who says I wanna go down your fucking genetic rabbit hole I ain't asking battycakes shit

he also spunked in your mom and made you to be fair
I'd say that's pretty good

[strings_theory]

Just saying if you wanted the story, he only knows that shit.

I GUESS. Still a douchebag, tho.

[deuteranope]

oh for sure for sure
don't get me wrong I'm still in camp fuck off floridaddy

[strings_theory]

lmfao. For what it's worth, fucker ain't even from Florida.

[deuteranope]

floridaddy until proven otherwise
or if I forget and call him something else

[strings_theory]

I guess that works. Fucker is originally from Japan, tho.

[deuteranope]

please refer back to genetic rabbit holing comment

[strings_theory]

Tbh I'm a mutt anyway of shit.

[deuteranope]

ain't nothing but a hound dog
I'm a rescue myself so it ain't like I got much to say about it

[strings_theory]

Shit, I know I at least have British, Japanese, and Italian. Who knows what the fuck else.

[deuteranope]

I got ??french?? and brains

[strings_theory]

Brains a nationality now?

[deuteranope]

sure since it's the most accurate way to describe me

[strings_theory]

You ever get tired of being your own damn hype man?

[deuteranope]

somebody's gotta do it y'all fuckers are slacking

[strings_theory]

Like you deserve your fucking hype.

[deuteranope]

course I do
I'm fucking great

[strings_theory]

PFFFT.

Bull. SHIT.

[deuteranope]

given your self-proclaimed shit taste in people I'll take this as a compliment

[but_fear_itself]

1. A+, 10/10, would recommend. I hate history bc people are supposed to learn from it and don't so it's mostly Same Shit, Different Decade

3. If maturation rate is nil or close to, gives more weight to the maturity variable since it becomes set. ...I think at that point, chronological age actually becomes the variable with the least influence. With a nil maturation rate and no change to physical appearance, 'getting older' is just accumulating experiences and knowledge with little or no shift to the base personality and emotional stability. Barring, u know, Drastic Life-Altering Bullshit Happening. That shit is harder to account for mathematically and then it also brings up the question of whether the nil maturation rate is immortality inertia or an actual change in brain chemistry.

4. ty for validating me

5. I should be so fucking lucky.

UN: Bananice

[playitagain]

1. um?

2. December 25th. Double the presents in some parts of the world. >:)

3. ummm???

[deuteranope]

1. that sounds more like a people problem than a history problem

3. that doesn't read like a dumbass equation

4. np dude

5. you'd never have a moments peace here though
not that any of us get peace for that fucking long

[deuteranope]

1. book bad despite hopes

2. no no see
you don't get double the presents you get like 1.25x the presents because you're getting presents ANYWAY they just lump it all together
it ain't fair for xmas babes jammer

3. something wrong what's up

[playitagain]

1. OH it's a book I read that as this angry declaration about how they printed calendars and felt so confused but that makes sense

2. What? That's silly!! In that case June 25th that way I'm never more than six months from gift-a-thon.

3. Well... I guess it depends, but if you're looking for a relationship then it might be weird? But good relationships need some conflict and differences because if they're always peaceful and you always get along then it won't be that fun and you might not learn that much about yourself or them?

[this may explain so much]

So maybe dating an immortal wouldn't be so bad because of that?

[deuteranope]

1. I'm sure there's some fucks out there I can yell about because they print calendars like a dumbass so sure why not throw that in there too I'm here for all your yelling needs

2. now that's a strategy

3. I agree with this in theory but I'm hearing I gotta fight more with people, immortal or not
I've grown too fucking soft
time to deck an asshole in the face