Maverick | Bitch Ricky Marten-Taylor (
deuteranope) wrote in
irisnetwork2020-01-07 07:06 pm
un: weaseling
1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time
2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc
3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck
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2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc
3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck
4. ^

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2. no no see
you don't get double the presents you get like 1.25x the presents because you're getting presents ANYWAY they just lump it all together
it ain't fair for xmas babes jammer
3. something wrong what's up
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2. What? That's silly!! In that case June 25th that way I'm never more than six months from gift-a-thon.
3. Well... I guess it depends, but if you're looking for a relationship then it might be weird? But good relationships need some conflict and differences because if they're always peaceful and you always get along then it won't be that fun and you might not learn that much about yourself or them?
[this may explain so much]
So maybe dating an immortal wouldn't be so bad because of that?
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2. now that's a strategy
3. I agree with this in theory but I'm hearing I gotta fight more with people, immortal or not
I've grown too fucking soft
time to deck an asshole in the face
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2. right??
3. I feel like the point I was making didn't work out...
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and nah I get you, just being a dick
if shit's all perfect all the time that's fucking boring
plus y'all are probably lying through your teeth
everyone's a bit fucked up, accept it and go on
but you also gotta figure an immortal's seen much more than you and this conflict might be old fucking news to them
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But you do have a point...
It may depend on the immortal?
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sentient/sapient beings confirmed individually unique
holy fuck!!!!
hold the presses
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I suppose my take was lukewarm... but I mean to say, if I lived for a very long time, I might want to cling to feeling like I wasn't so different than everyone else.
But someone else might see it as an inability to relate, to the point they shouldn't out of fairness to others?
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shit's complicated
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Of course, people with our lifespans are complicated too.
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it must be fucking exhausting to live forever
how do you even figure out what you wanna do when you got all the time in the world
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there's complications to be sure but fuck I'm glad I'm human
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But I'm glad I've met people who aren't, so I can at least learn and understand more.
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some of my favorite people and not-people arenโt human
much as I wouldnโt have believed it possible a fucking year ago
we got bigger problems now I guess
helps that theyโre fucking dumbasses
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Girl just galaxy brained.]
MAV
IS THIS WHAT UNITES ALL PEOPLE ACROSS ALL WORLDS
WE'RE ALL DUMBASSES?????
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statistically speaking p much everyone I know Iโve thought is a dumbass and as we know Iโm an expert in all things
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when the aliens invade us we can just go โhey dumbass me tooโ and theyโll chill the fuck out
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some people I know are being real losers not believing in me and shit
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