un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

[fullthrottleammy]

He raped a woman as a swan, big difference.

But yeah, Zeus being terrible is very much common knowledge.

[deuteranope]

so fucking a swan would have been infinitely less shitty

what a world

does medusa have a patreon I'll fund her tbh go forth and wreck men

[fullthrottleammy]

I don't know about Medusa, but I've actually petitioned for Hades to transfer Medea to Elysium as an apology for Aphrodite's general existence. Also Jason's. Hecate and Helios signed it, but I sadly wasn't able to get any more before I had to return to Japan.

[deuteranope]

does olympus get email we could spam them

[fullthrottleammy]

We actually couldn't, Hephestus made the most advanced spam-blocker known to the divine not too long ago.

[deuteranope]

and the fucker ain't sharing????

[fullthrottleammy]

Prometheus had to steal fire to get it to mortals. The Olympians have always tried to keep the good stuff for themselves. (Please note that Hestia could have stopped him at any time if she wanted to.)

[deuteranope]

and what's your deal come come you're sitting on your ass instead of stealing shit huh

[fullthrottleammy]

Hey, not my pantheon not my responsibility. Japan's gods mostly live among mortals so they pretty much have what we do.

[deuteranope]

still gonna say you're slacking

[fullthrottleammy]

Look, I'm not great at stealth unless everyone I'm trying to get by is an idiot. If I tried to steal anything Olympus has for mortals I'd get kicked out before you could blink.

[deuteranope]

sounds fine by me
also just seduce zeus it's gotta be easy

[fullthrottleammy]

Uh, no? Not only would it be really suspicious since I've always rejected him before, but A.) I don't want to touch Zeus with a ten foot pole and B.) that sounds like a good way to get into a god fight with Hera.

[deuteranope]

didn't say you had to make good on the seducing just use it to get there
but hera needs to fucking dump his ass
my understanding is she's kinda a bitch too but that doesn't mean it's chill for her to have a rapist fuckwad for a husband

[fullthrottleammy]

Oh, don't think people haven't tried to convince her. Sadly, it's difficult to try to get the goddess of marriage to consider divorce.

[deuteranope]

but consider: new improved marriage

[fullthrottleammy]

To who? Everyone knows that Hera is yandere as they come. Anyway, it's a moot point because she won't even listen to anyone who suggests it.

[deuteranope]

idk if I see a dumbass reply to this looking to date immortals out their age range I'll see if I can get them hot for hera

[fullthrottleammy]

That might just be the only thing capable of getting Zeus to pay attention to her again... :/

[deuteranope]

that sucks I don't want to do him a favor

what if she ~*~threatens~*~ divorce, then it's got nothing to do with me

[fullthrottleammy]

If there's anything stronger than Zeus' libido, it's his pride. I don't know what would happen, but I imagine it would involve him trying to woo her back in ways that would be very damaging for mortals.

[deuteranope]

final herald of nightfall was zeus all along...

[fullthrottleammy]

Plot-twist of the century...