un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

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un: xspire

[synthsized]

I'd pick January 1st.

Also I'm already fucking someone who's way older than me so I'm not sure I can answer that.













What's 4???

UN: DogBackwards

[fullthrottleammy]

3. I can't answer for mortals, but immortals typically completely disregard age difference. If you're your country's definition of of age, you're good. Some even take it a bit further and use their definition of it, Zeus.

un: mortiscausa

[subconmodo]

3. Ugh. You're getting into the sort of thing I try not to think about, thank you.

But to put it simply, in my case I prefer to still think of myself as the age I was before all that happened.

UN: G.Akechi

[foolishjustice]

2) Probably something in October. June is too warm for me, so if I'm going to actually do something on my birthday, it'd be nice if it was cooler. Besides, I already like that month, anyway.

3) I'd say mental and emotional age is more important than chronological. If the age gap doesn't make one partner feel inferior to the other, I don't think hard numbers really matter.

4) If he seemed like a teenager or young adult, I'd consider it as much as I would if he was actually around my age.

[deuteranope]

why jan 1st? not saying no obvs but we just fucking missed it then

you answered 4, 3 was math
also shut the fuck up I'm in my prime

[deuteranope]

how old are you anyway
or were
both?
I don't really fucking care

[synthsized]

Well it's the start of the new year, isn't it? Seems as good a day as any.

There is no 4.

And maybe you're in your prime but you're still old as balls comparatively.

[adjectiveprince]

Father had nothing good to say about Uncle Zeus but I've never been sure how much of what he said was true and how much was just bitterness.

un: jaybird

[nor_iron_bars]

way i see it, important part's making sure everyone's an adult.
mentally AND physically, i'm gonna have to say.
none of that "oh i'm 5K years old i just LOOK like i'm 9" shit, fuck off.
don't care how long they've looked like a kid, it's still fucking creepy and i ain't here for it.

[deuteranope]

didn't he like...fuck swans
also just be a piece of shit in general but that's obvious and doesn't need to be said

[subconmodo]

26?

I think, anyway. It's been awhile, so give or take a couple years.

[fullthrottleammy]

The only person who has anything good to say about Zeus is Zeus. Kidnapping Persephone was his idea, even if it did work out in the end. All in all, he thinks consequences are those things mortals and other gods have.

[adjectiveprince]

He KIDNAPPED Persephone!?

[fullthrottleammy]

He raped a woman as a swan, big difference.

But yeah, Zeus being terrible is very much common knowledge.

[deuteranope]

2. you're basing it on weather... nerd

3. yeah because you're hot for coworker senpai or whatever

[deuteranope]

imagine being a 9yo vampire turning 300 and just spending all your days murdering pedophiles
deserve a fucking medal thank you for your service little vamp

[deuteranope]

that explains a lot

[fullthrottleammy]

Well, the one I know did. Your father might have done something different. Still, you must remember that it was Zeus' idea and Hades didn't know how to talk to girls.

UN: Stormflower

[nevernoaction]

[Again, sometimes there are the most random and unusual questions across the network today.]

I don't think I've met someone 100 years older than me but also looks my age. Is this a hypothetical scenario or are you asking for sincere advice about a problem?

[adjectiveprince]

Father took everything that reminded him of Persephone and hid it away. I had to do a bunch of snooping to even find out she exists. I don't know much of anything about her except that she left him because she hated the underworld.

un: hemlock

[spelleton]

2. My birthday is not very different to any other day so i would choose the same one. I think?

3. As long as you are both adults mentally and physically apparently it is in fact not that much of a problem or so I've been told.

Those with actual finite lifespans tend to worry about that kind of thing more.

[ When you're lurking in the background all the time you tend to pick up on some interesting conversations. And sometimes there's nothing to do but talk while you're sewing up some nasty wound.

Experience~*~. ]

[deuteranope]

so fucking a swan would have been infinitely less shitty

what a world

does medusa have a patreon I'll fund her tbh go forth and wreck men

[foolishjustice]

2) Hey, wouldn't you rather go out and do something during a time of year you liked, instead of a time of year you'd rather stay inside during?

3) I thought your question was about people who don't have human lifespans. Sae-san's 24, not 240.

[deuteranope]

I guess??

I'm breaking up with you

[synthsized]

Is there a problem with the day I've picked??

Wow, guess you can't handle the truth.