un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

[fullthrottleammy]

Well, the one I know did. Your father might have done something different. Still, you must remember that it was Zeus' idea and Hades didn't know how to talk to girls.

[adjectiveprince]

Father took everything that reminded him of Persephone and hid it away. I had to do a bunch of snooping to even find out she exists. I don't know much of anything about her except that she left him because she hated the underworld.

[fullthrottleammy]

Definitely not the Persephone I know then, that one you could barely keep her away from the underworld until it's time for her to go. Although, that may just be because that's where Hades is.


...Sorry, but I just have to say that your family is from one of the worst versions of the myth I've heard of.

[adjectiveprince]

Why do you think I left?

The ones on Olympus honestly weren't any better. A bunch of passive aggressive, stuck up, short tempered, backstabbing deities that I had to pretend to get along with because I needed their help to escape.

Okay I'll be fair. Artemis seemed okay. I'd like to meet her face to face some day.

[fullthrottleammy]

Yeah, Artemis is cool. I could probably introduce you to the her I know. Hestia too, I know that any aspect of her would be delighted to meet her nephew, being the goddess of home, hearth, and family.

[adjectiveprince]

Hestia wasn't one of the ones helping me, so I never got to...I guess I haven't met any of them. They left messages for me, but I could never respond.

She DID have a gun, though. That was helpful.

[fullthrottleammy]

...Yeah, very much not any Hestia I know.

Still, I've got Origin Mirrors set up on a few different iterations of Mount Olympus, so just message me if you ever want to meet a few different versions of them.

[adjectiveprince]

I'll pass if it's all the same to you. I've listened to them talk at me enough already.

[fullthrottleammy]

Still, I'll have Hermes see if he can pass a message to your version of Hestia. I promise I'll screen her before trying to introduce you.

[adjectiveprince]

I'm actually trying to avoid them? They thought I was going to join them on Olympus instead of exploring the mortal world, and they're a bit cross with me.

[fullthrottleammy]

...

Well, I'll be on your side if any insulted Olympians show up here.

[adjectiveprince]

For which you have my thanks. The backing of a god as powerful as you is not a boon to be taken lightly.

If ever you need my help, as well, you can just ask and I'll do what I can.

[fullthrottleammy]

Of course, what are friends for?

I'll be sure to go to you next time I need a hand then.