un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

UN: Stormflower

[nevernoaction]

[Again, sometimes there are the most random and unusual questions across the network today.]

I don't think I've met someone 100 years older than me but also looks my age. Is this a hypothetical scenario or are you asking for sincere advice about a problem?

[deuteranope]

I'm just fucking thinking but I got a vampire bff and one day I'm gonna be dirt and she'll still be hot as shit so you gotta wonder right

[nevernoaction]

I guess that's true. Unless vampires actually do age and they just don't tell us?

Although I've never met one in person, so I don't have any idea. I suppose if both of you are of age, it shouldn't be a problem. It is a little weird to contemplate.

[deuteranope]

eh too soon for her to know I'm p sure

seems to be the consensus
what about 50yo human with 690yo nonhuman that looks 20
or they're both 50 and were together from before the nonhuman got turned or whatever

[nevernoaction]

I've never dated anyone before, but I imagine as long as the 690 year old vampire isn't trying to hit on a 12 year old or something, all should be well.

[deuteranope]

well yeah I'd hope everyone can agree that fucker should die

[nevernoaction]

I would strongly agree with that statement as well.