un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

[lifeforced]

Having bad luck before coming here? Or just having bad luck period? Because I could believe both.

[deuteranope]

let's just go with both to cover our asses

[lifeforced]

k

What made you wanna ask about birthdays, anyway?

[deuteranope]

despite being the most normal part of this it was actually the part I thought least about adding

if we want to nail down a cause I guess it would be I'm reading a book and time is a fuck in it despite it being nonfiction because our world is also a fuck
and my partner keeps calling me an old man when I haven't fucking turned twenty yet

[lifeforced]

Well that explains pretty much everything.

[deuteranope]

right? I sure thought so