un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

[deuteranope]

I’d buy it
statistically speaking p much everyone I know I’ve thought is a dumbass and as we know I’m an expert in all things

[playitagain]

That explains a lot about everything... maybe there's hope, then! We all have something in common!

[deuteranope]

tbh this plan is flawless
when the aliens invade us we can just go “hey dumbass me too” and they’ll chill the fuck out

[playitagain]

Fund it!! That's a presidential order!

[deuteranope]

yes ma’am I’ll start debatin bumble’s cheapskate sword asap

[playitagain]

I can always count on you!!

[deuteranope]

and while I do that you can teach these bastards how to PROPERLY APPRECIATE my fucking genius
some people I know are being real losers not believing in me and shit

[playitagain]

Don't worry, I'll draft a motion right away and we'll get it taken care of!

[deuteranope]

je vous salue, président brouilleur de banane!