un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

[synthsized]

No, fuck off.

[deuteranope]

one speck

[synthsized]

No! And I WILL know if there's any in it!

[deuteranope]

sounds like a challenge babe...

[synthsized]

It's not!!

[deuteranope]

nah I'm pretty sure it is

[synthsized]

Nope.

[deuteranope]

not convinced

[synthsized]

That's because you're a fuck.

[deuteranope]

fucks are great so thank you

[synthsized]

I'm not fucking you anymore.

[deuteranope]

I guess that's for the best since I broke up with you at the start of this convo...
my dick and I will miss you though

[synthsized]

You should have thought of that before you said things you regret.
If you even regret them.

[deuteranope]

when have I ever regretted som

I take it back
I have precisely One regret with you
and I'm going to blame that on alcohol

[synthsized]

You mean the ice cream?

[deuteranope]

obviously the fucking ice cream

[synthsized]

Yeah, but that was hilarious.

[deuteranope]

some regrets are like that

[synthsized]

You should have regrets I can laugh at more often.

[deuteranope]

give it time I'm sure you'll get me to do stupid shit again eventually

[synthsized]

I hope so! It's always fun to see what you come up with.