un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

[deuteranope]

they are but I'm thinking more like...a spatula
I don't doubt she can do battle I mean she fucking went to this damn school and all but it ain't really her thing
seduction ain't a melee weapon these days is it? she'd like that

much as I'd like to see that I don't think it'd fucking endear it to me

[nor_iron_bars]

it's melee if you sweep 'em off their feet in person.
ranged seduction is just shouting "HEY YOU'RE SUPER HOT" from the other side of the bar.

oh shit, if you're gonna go with kitchen stuff, you could give her a skillet.
pan from a pan.

[Look, you set that one up for her, come on.]

eh, you do you.

[She likes the kid well enough, but Flubber Armageddon the First is going to have to learn how to make their own friends eventually, she's not going to nag him about it. He can dislike the blob baby if he wants.]

[deuteranope]

I'm not giving you the satisfaction of groaning
ha ha ha ha hilarious!!!

[Dang, now he has to visit the stupid thing of his own volition instead of saying Jail coerced him into it. Because yeah, he might...stop by it. Not-people doing their best and asking existential bullshit has become a new interest of his, oops.]

[nor_iron_bars]

that's ok, i can feel your hate thru the phone connection.
seers totally work that way, honest.

[Sorry about that, Maverick, Jail actually gives a shit about you guys growing as people and coping with stuff as and when you feel personally ready for it instead of just dumping you in the deep end. You'll just have to have character development.]