un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

[transfusionem]

What do you need?

[deuteranope]

someone who knows what the fuck they're doing in a kitchen

[transfusionem]

What are you trying to make?

[deuteranope]

some kinda cake
ideally like...idk cheesecake or ice cream shit
but you're good at cakes so I dunno how much it matters if I can't do that because they're weird fucking cakes, any regular cake with your help should be aces

[transfusionem]

Ice cream cakes barely count as a cake so I'm glad you recognize they're not real.
Cheesecake is definitely doable, though.

[deuteranope]

just cuz they ain't reaping baking, they ain't REAL?
harsh

[transfusionem]

Ice cream cake is just a myth.

[deuteranope]

some say the same about vamps

[transfusionem]

Oh, I'm definitely a myth.

[deuteranope]

unfuckingbelievable at the very least

[transfusionem]

Yeah, but you love it.

[deuteranope]

[He'd tell her to prove it, but then she would.]

yeah yeah whatever