UN: 128Nemesis

[hatesdeerstalkers]

I have a few things to discuss with everyone at large, so I believe the network will be the best avenue to approach this.

Firstly, my classes will be put on hold for a while - most likely only a week or two, barring any unforseen complications.

The reason for this is that I will be having spinal surgery done by Ekkehardt in a few days, so while I assume the recovery process will not be long - it never hurts to be thorough about such things.

Second, I would also like to extend an invitation to anyone who is curious to come and watch the procedure - I'm told that my condition is a bit...unusual, and I believe it could potentially be a fine learning experience for those interested.

And Third also ties into the procedure itself, as Ekkehardt will have to behead me in order for for him to have enough time to carry it out, as my death is the only thing that halts my regeneration for a bit. Though this sounds extreme, I am actually caught in a liminal state between life and death - A sort of odd undead, though I am still human enough to pass within general society. If this disturbs you, then I would suggest not attending.

Lastly, I wish to extend my well wishes towards the students and faculty for the new year, and hope that we can all strive towards excellence - both academically and personally.

Comments

[deuteranope]

make me old man

[hatesdeerstalkers]

[Enjoy that ten minute temp ban, then.]

[deuteranope]

yeah that should be worth it
plus now apparently I gotta make sure rover actually fucking listens and doesn't fuck around with your damn decapitated head too much
see you on the slab I guess

[hatesdeerstalkers]

Well, I was more talking about any damage incurred by throwing my head, but that's noted.

[synthsized]

Well, I'm sure my dad would catch your head, but I still won't throw it.

[escardos]

read my mind sir! they say that the best way to get into someones heart is through the stomach!

though i guess it would really have to be under the ribs, huh?

[escardos]

not my type

[escardos]

no i wanted you to eat cup ramen w me?

[strings_theory]

...

What the fuck, how does that even coincide with this shit.

[escardos]

i literally gave you my room number and said that theres an extra cup ramen? isnt it obvious enough?

[strings_theory]

After insulting me several times like an absolute dick?????

[escardos]

i wasnt saying it as an insult! it’s a roundabout compliment!

[ what. ]

[strings_theory]

How?

[nor_iron_bars]

does popcorn compromise a sanitary environment or nah??

[Listen, she's a simple woman with simple needs. She likes entertainment and snacks.]

[spelleton]

Unless every individual kernel of that popcorn is sterile you're going to have to eat before you come in.

[deuteranope]

[And when the time is up,]

you let mr manners and the ace attorney up there flirt on your post

[deuteranope]

and cavemen are, got it

[escardos]

i never said that?

[hatesdeerstalkers]

They're my coworkers. My Senior coworkers, mind you.

[imitationsoul]

Much appreciated. It's not often we get a legal chance like this, and while illegal could be fun... it would also be more hassle than worth in the end.

[synthsized]

I know plenty.

[deuteranope]

if you respond to "florida woman is hotter than cavemen" with "she's not my type" the natural conclusion is you go ooga chaka for ugga ugga
I don't make the rules

[deuteranope]

this is fair but still bullshit

[imyoubut]

I understand your blasé attitude given your curious situation, but I also can't help but feel this entire scenario is surreal. Either way, I may attend the surgery. With a situation as rare as yours, it's doubtful I'd get another chance at learning from this.

UN: GioGio

[giornata_gloriosa]

I would like to be considered for observing this.

It is a very interesting subject, and a unique opportunity to learn such.

If this is acceptable, I'd greatly appreciate being allowed.