UN: 128Nemesis

[hatesdeerstalkers]

I have a few things to discuss with everyone at large, so I believe the network will be the best avenue to approach this.

Firstly, my classes will be put on hold for a while - most likely only a week or two, barring any unforseen complications.

The reason for this is that I will be having spinal surgery done by Ekkehardt in a few days, so while I assume the recovery process will not be long - it never hurts to be thorough about such things.

Second, I would also like to extend an invitation to anyone who is curious to come and watch the procedure - I'm told that my condition is a bit...unusual, and I believe it could potentially be a fine learning experience for those interested.

And Third also ties into the procedure itself, as Ekkehardt will have to behead me in order for for him to have enough time to carry it out, as my death is the only thing that halts my regeneration for a bit. Though this sounds extreme, I am actually caught in a liminal state between life and death - A sort of odd undead, though I am still human enough to pass within general society. If this disturbs you, then I would suggest not attending.

Lastly, I wish to extend my well wishes towards the students and faculty for the new year, and hope that we can all strive towards excellence - both academically and personally.

Comments

[escardos]

PLEASE let me do the hamlet scene with your head, professor, im BEGGING you!!!!!!

un: hemlock

[spelleton]

You're inviting spectators? [ It's an unusual request, but not one he's going to deny. It's not like it's him on the table, after all. ]

I suppose I'll have to see if theres a bigger room I can prepare in advance [ Daybreak has a lot of things, but more traditional operating theaters aren't exactly within its walls. ]

un: werther

[imitationsoul]

I'd love to attend. Can we get a projector for a closeup of the process?

[deuteranope]

1. you gonna stream through recovery when you get your head back on?

2. there just gonna be a report on the damn thing I can read instead because fuck standing around or whatever

un: mortiscausa

[subconmodo]

I can't help but feel a little disappointed that I missed dibs on Hamlet, but who am I to miss a good old fashioned beheading?

Shame I can't do the deed myself.

UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

What the actual fuck.

[That's it, that's the whole comment. She's so fucking eloquent.]

un: xspire

[synthsized]

Can we play catch with your head? I've never played catch before but I hear it's a very important activity to do with your father.

[nor_iron_bars]

does popcorn compromise a sanitary environment or nah??

[Listen, she's a simple woman with simple needs. She likes entertainment and snacks.]

[imyoubut]

I understand your blasé attitude given your curious situation, but I also can't help but feel this entire scenario is surreal. Either way, I may attend the surgery. With a situation as rare as yours, it's doubtful I'd get another chance at learning from this.

UN: GioGio

[giornata_gloriosa]

I would like to be considered for observing this.

It is a very interesting subject, and a unique opportunity to learn such.

If this is acceptable, I'd greatly appreciate being allowed.

UN: Ollin

[unpocoloco]

[Oh. Well. He definitely won't be able to watch that. Any of it. But.]

My apologies if this is not something you wish to talk about, but could you explain the thing about being between life and death?

UN: Epicyon

[heromedal]

Have you considered taking this opportunity to make some improvements rather than just a replacement?

There are many exciting options, as the human spine is so flawed!