UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

Real talk:

Does anyone here not have some kind of fucking childhood trauma bullshit? Goddamn, this is fucking pathetic to watch.

[YOU ARE LITERALLY ONE OF THEM, JOLYNE...]

Also, anyone that's got some anatomy knowledge, I have a quick question: how long does it generally take for someone to bleed out from a minor wound? Enough to need stitches but not enough to require surgery otherwise. Asking for my own curious brain, I swear to fuck I haven't done anything to warrant this question. Just idle weird thoughts.

Okay, actually, one more question. Skin grows back, doesn't it??????

Comments

[nor_iron_bars]

in theory we probably have plenty of well-adjusted ppl, but you are literally never going to talk to them because they just keep their heads down and don't get noticed.
like, no one remembers the network post where someone says "my life was ok, i saw a dog once".
it just doesn't fucking stick.

btw i saw a dog today and it was awesome.

re: the skin thing, not a medic but i think it depends on how much skin you lose.
plus whether it gets infected, how deep the wound was, etc etc
so i guess the answer is "probably but sometimes no because fuck you, biology".

[strings_theory]

So they're boring-ass people that I don't wanna know anyway? G o t c h a.

Also what the fuck, what kind of dog?

OKAY BUT DOES SKIN STOP FUCKING GROWING AFTER A POINT???? CAN I JUST. HAVE AN EMPTY OPEN FLESH BAG OF A BODY??????

I NEED THESE ANSWERS.

[nor_iron_bars]

[Jailbreak sends an attachment. It's a cellphone picture of a golden retriever peeing on a police car.]

he is a good boi and i respect him.

i think skin cells are supposed to auto-die if they divide too many times??
and if they don't then cancer happens????
i'm not a biologist.
...but i AM somebody with the number for a mortician that takes cash and doesn't ask questions, so i can confidently say that you could have a body that has everything scooped out of it and is now a Terrible Skinsuit if you have money and call a guy between the hours of 3 and 5 AM.

[strings_theory]

Hell yeah. That's a good fucking boi right there.

If they die, then do they still exist as skin or do they just like flake off or disintegrate or...??????

Also what the fuck that's metal as fuck and I need this number right fucking now, I don't even care how much that shit costs. Holy shit.

un: hemlock

[spelleton]

[ okay no he can't take this any more ]

You shed dead skin cells every day. Exfoliation is something many people do to get rid of dead skin that still stays on the body.

So yes they flake off naturally.

[strings_theory]

[This is what you signed up for.]

That is.

Far.

Less cool.

Fucking skin out here being boring as fuck, goddamn.

[nor_iron_bars]

i dunno, that means you're basically covered in a death layer at all times.
that's kinda metal.

"oh yeah, just using this scrubbing brush to exfoliate away my death layer"

[strings_theory]

Yeah but then there's new skin underneath that and that's so less fuckin' metal.

Even if you are scrubbing death shit off of you or w/e.

[spelleton]

I am curious

What did you think happened to dead skin before this

[strings_theory]

...

Do you really want that answer?

Do you?

[spelleton]

I've been working as a medical professional at this school for four years and a medic for longer

Not much surprises me at this point I have to say

[strings_theory]

So liiiiike.

I just kinda thought they... fell back or some shit and dissolved. Or, like, became part of the other skin cells or w/e?????

[spelleton]

It's not an entirely off-base guess. Some cells do work that way.

Dead skin cells fall off you, however, since they're an outer layer. It's part of what makes up dust. [ People just shed all the time. That happens. ]