UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

Real talk:

Does anyone here not have some kind of fucking childhood trauma bullshit? Goddamn, this is fucking pathetic to watch.

[YOU ARE LITERALLY ONE OF THEM, JOLYNE...]

Also, anyone that's got some anatomy knowledge, I have a quick question: how long does it generally take for someone to bleed out from a minor wound? Enough to need stitches but not enough to require surgery otherwise. Asking for my own curious brain, I swear to fuck I haven't done anything to warrant this question. Just idle weird thoughts.

Okay, actually, one more question. Skin grows back, doesn't it??????

Comments

[strings_theory]

I mean, you got like a 97% chance of having had childhood trauma if you ended up in this shitfest of a place, yeah?

[adjectiveprince]

I didn't realize it was that widespread of a problem. Do parents not protect their children in the mortal realm?

[strings_theory]

Some people shouldn't be parents. Without giving you some kinda fuckin' sob story.

[adjectiveprince]

I thought things might be different on the surface, but I won't ask for your sob story if you don't ask for mine.

I'll leave it at "I don't get along with my father".

[strings_theory]

Dunno if that's better or worse than "absentee father". But, hey, fuck 'em.

Though I gotta ask, if you were given a free shot at 'em, would you take it?

[adjectiveprince]

[One moment, laughing uncontrollably in his room.]

I think that's a definite YES on that one.

[strings_theory]

[G O O D.]

Good shit, good shit.

tbh, same. Though I'd have to make sure to be far away from the oceans or whatever, who fucking knows if he's figured out how to talk to dolphins now.

Fuckin' weirdo.

[adjectiveprince]

Sounds like he'd like my uncle, then. Let's just say you aren't the only one with a weird family.

[strings_theory]

Here's a question: you ever had a technical great great granduncle who's younger than you are?

[adjectiveprince]

[He has to think about it for a minute, but...]

I don't THINK so...

I do have a cousin who was born from my uncle's forehead

[strings_theory]

Excuse me.

What?

[adjectiveprince]

I guess it's only fair I should give SOME explanation. I am Zagreus, son of Hades, god of the dead. Zeus is my uncle, and Athena my cousin.

I'm told my family is fairly well known among mortals.

[strings_theory]

God.

Yeah, even with my shitty public school knowledge that's something I've heard about.

I get why you wanna deck your fuckin' dad now. At least mine'll eventually fuckin' die.

[adjectiveprince]

I killed him, actually.

It won't stick, but it felt bloody great to do.

[strings_theory]

That's the part that sucks.

If you're gonna commit a murder, it's not fun if it doesn't stick.

[adjectiveprince]

Just leaves open the opportunity for future beatings.

He's a tough old bastard, though, I'll give him that.

[strings_theory]

...

Actually.

That's a good fuckin' point.

I take back what I said, what the fuck. I wanna kill shit that can come back now, that sounds fuckin' awesome.

[NO, JOLYNE.]

[hatesdeerstalkers]

You already did once.

[strings_theory]

I tried to forget about that.

[hatesdeerstalkers]

I'm merely stating a fact.

[Sorry, jolyne.]

Not that I hold it against you, but at least recognize my brave sacrifice...! sob, sob.

[Yes, he did write those out like a fucking nerd]

[strings_theory]

Why you gotta be a fuckin' nerd?

Also oh my god, it wasn't even my choice!!!!

[adjectiveprince]

What's all this about?