UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

Real talk:

Does anyone here not have some kind of fucking childhood trauma bullshit? Goddamn, this is fucking pathetic to watch.

[YOU ARE LITERALLY ONE OF THEM, JOLYNE...]

Also, anyone that's got some anatomy knowledge, I have a quick question: how long does it generally take for someone to bleed out from a minor wound? Enough to need stitches but not enough to require surgery otherwise. Asking for my own curious brain, I swear to fuck I haven't done anything to warrant this question. Just idle weird thoughts.

Okay, actually, one more question. Skin grows back, doesn't it??????

Comments

[strings_theory]

This is a large school that takes in everyone else's trash, so, like...

Pretty sure we're a gigantic trash can.

[stavros]

It isn't trash. While some people may be unorthodox, I'll admit...

[strings_theory]

We.

Are.

Garbage.

Fire.

Come on, keep up.

[stavros]

Not all of us pick fights with everyone and try to cut off our own extremities!

[strings_theory]

I'm just the public one being a trash fire. I've embraced my life of being absolute garbage.

It's more fun that way, tbqh.

[stavros]

I understand you've had a very different life, but how is any of what you do fun?

[strings_theory]

Gets attention, don't it?

[Is she being serious? Who knows, actually.]

[stavros]

Surely you could have with, I don't know, academic excellence or something.

[strings_theory]

Dude, I'm from fucking Florida, a public school system, and kinda fucked off to do crimes most of the time.

That ship long sailed.

[stavros]

I'm sure some people from Florida don't do crimes.

[strings_theory]

You ever been there?

[stavros]

No, but there must be millions of people, right?

[strings_theory]

Just look up Florida Man. Please.

[stavros]

...why is this an entire thing?

[strings_theory]

'Cause Florida.

[stavros]

These can't even be real. I mean, going to the bar instead of the hospital to brag about being bitten by a shark?