flat "literal cryptid" escardos (
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irisnetwork2020-03-01 10:13 am
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do you ever want to stockpile your own blood over the course of a few years and then just go around and start spreading it everywhere before mysteriously disappearing, leaving suspicious amounts of blood throughout the city and turning your whole town into a crime scene which no one can adequately explain outside of somehow being simultaneously murdered at like eight mcdonalds????
or is that just me?
or is that just me?
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Why 'mcdonalds'? Is it an important place?
[They've never been to a fast-food joint before.]
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also umm lots of ppl go to mcdonalds! it's a fast food restaurant. have you ever been there?
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And no, I haven't. I haven't explored much yet so I don't think I've had fast food either.
[They ate what their Handler ate and she didn't go to fast food places.]
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and ohhh, i should definitely take you somewhere! the town is super pretty you know! are you new here?
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[That's probably not something a TA should say. Oh well.]
I am new, yes. My name is Adriel, one of the TAs. What's your name?
Oh, and I would like to go! I haven't looked at the town much yet.
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That's a pretty unique name too!
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[They haven't heard of someone doing that before.]
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Like lachesism or redamancy.