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[escardos]

do you ever want to stockpile your own blood over the course of a few years and then just go around and start spreading it everywhere before mysteriously disappearing, leaving suspicious amounts of blood throughout the city and turning your whole town into a crime scene which no one can adequately explain outside of somehow being simultaneously murdered at like eight mcdonalds????

or is that just me?

Comments

[nor_iron_bars]

it's a good way to fake your own death the first time.
but after you try it more than once, people start to catch on.

[...this sounds unfortunately non-hypothetical.]

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[thaumatrope]

I think it would be interesting. A curious event.

Why 'mcdonalds'? Is it an important place?

[They've never been to a fast-food joint before.]

[escardos]

wouldn't it?! imagine the confusion that people would have! it'd be super fun.

also umm lots of ppl go to mcdonalds! it's a fast food restaurant. have you ever been there?

[escardos]

omg how many times have you faked your death???

[nor_iron_bars]

ok so
define "my" death.
like does it only count if i wanted people to think the real me got shanked, or are we including fake identities i killed off because i didn't want them traced back to me?

[escardos]

uhhh the real you? but the other one sounds really interesting too. you're like a spy!

un: xx_heartoffire_xx

[stavros]

No???????????? And besides, surely it would dry up or go bad before that point!

[escardos]

but wouldn't it be hilarious??? mcdonalds closes and it's spotless

when they get there in the morning

BLOOD EVERYWHERE

[stavros]

How in the world is that hilarious?

[thaumatrope]

It'd be an interesting puzzle. Where would the blood be stored before though?

And no, I haven't. I haven't explored much yet so I don't think I've had fast food either.

[They ate what their Handler ate and she didn't go to fast food places.]

un: Bekamari

[lifeforced]

Pretty sure that's just you.

Why are you even asking? I mean, really, what brought this on?

[And why does she feel like she just opened the worst can of worms?]

un: Galanthusnivalis

[buddinghopes]

I... I think that's just you

[adjectiveprince]

I think I'm good with all my blood on the inside, thank you very much. Are you considering doing this?

[escardos]

idk am i

or is this just another 3 am thought that has festered into this post?

[escardos]

awwwwwwww

okay but it WOULD be super cool no? like a scavenger hunt but with higher stakes

[escardos]

because i was bored! and i wanted to see what other people thought!

[escardos]

how in the world ISN'T it?!

[stavros]

Scaring or worrying people for your own amusement is the sign of a disturbed child.

[adjectiveprince]

I think that's something only you can answer.

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[improbablenotimpossible]

I am annoyed that my first thought was 'that is a complete waste of blood'.

Stored blood does have a limited shelf life, so pathologists will at least be able to tell you weren't simultaneously murdered at eight McDonalds - though it would leave most people baffled as to why someone is spraying old blood every where.

UN: REIRA

[soft_focus]

The internet said blood goes bad...

[nor_iron_bars]

[Jail briefly thinks back, counting on her fingers as she tries to recall.]

6 times.
so far.

gonna be honest, the skillsets for "spy" and "criminal" have way more overlap than you'd think.

[lifeforced]

Okay, so one of your ways of dealing with boredom is to ask weird and/or extremely concerning questions. Got it.

[escardos]

ok and

[escardos]

oh come on...you're telling me you've never thought about anything weird? ever?