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[escardos]

do you ever want to stockpile your own blood over the course of a few years and then just go around and start spreading it everywhere before mysteriously disappearing, leaving suspicious amounts of blood throughout the city and turning your whole town into a crime scene which no one can adequately explain outside of somehow being simultaneously murdered at like eight mcdonalds????

or is that just me?

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[nor_iron_bars]

[Jail briefly thinks back, counting on her fingers as she tries to recall.]

6 times.
so far.

gonna be honest, the skillsets for "spy" and "criminal" have way more overlap than you'd think.

[escardos]

woooowwww

spies are criminals that are doing it for justice!

and are much better at hiding, maybe? and they also say cool lines and wear fancy suits.

oh but the mafia does that too, huh

[nor_iron_bars]

well
doing it for the govt, at least.
that's probably been the same thing 1 time.
maybe as many as 3 times.

don't gotta be any of those things to say cool lines & wear fancy suits.
just gotta find a good tailor and go for it.
live your stylish dreams.

[escardos]

!!!!!!!!

i can totally say some cool lines. i've got a lot of favorite lines from the movies i watch.

[nor_iron_bars]

see?
just gotta pick a good line and wait for an opportunity.