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hey all of you losers out there! you all scored dates for the dance yet!? you're running out of time!! but don't worry, good ol' Maple is here to help if you haven't.

"How are you going to help us, Maple?" you might ask. well lo and Behold, I bring you a proud tradition of the school, which allows one to show off to other desperate, lonely students, as well as GET IN THE SPIRIT OF ST. VALENTINE'S.

a couple centuries ago, St. Valentines was crucified for the CRIME of being SMOKING HOT, and to commemorate this we all post pictures of ourselves for the rest of the students to tell us whether or not we are smoking Hot or a desperate Not.

HOT OR NOT

post pics, get judged, score a date.

that simple

this is a PROUD TRADITION here at Daybreak, so do it! get in the spirit of the school and valentine's! and DON'T be a loser by telling the staff about this post

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cool pose! your hair is so long (°ｏ°) is it hard to take care of?

You mean 'came to me for completely preventable food poisoning'?

aw come on you ever met the guy

peter tried to sell me on how cool you are I accused him of trying to set you up on a blind date

then asked him out

you had to be there

i look at it every day!

(ΦωΦ)
WITH HAIR AS RADIANT AS SUN-KISSED FLOWER PETALS,
ONLY THE MOST TRULY COLD SOULS COULD DENY YOUR ELEGANCE!

[Typing one handed in a panic isn't conducive to sending clear and coherent messages, but there's no way he's going to see this and just let it slide.]

Oy
ddon't talk about her lik e that
she's not a huge jerk she's got good reasons and
she's a good person besidess

[Belated:]

twinks?

Oh my god.

Hot, defs

Considering someone's already posting pictures of the faculty, might as well beat them to the punch and post my own.

I probably should have more on hand than this candid one, but here we are.

[Also the majority of his non-faculty photos are from cryptid websites from his time in his forest. Man's more used to paintings than pictures]

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oh

wow, sorry

Consider that on the top of the list of things I never intend to tell you.

This is exactly how teenagers talk about very attractive people twice their age.

But don't worry. I wouldn't try to serenade you out your window. I just like watching you make people quiver at the sight of you from afar. It makes me sad I've never lived in Lum.