HOT ot NOT

[maplesight]

hey all of you losers out there! you all scored dates for the dance yet!? you're running out of time!! but don't worry, good ol' Maple is here to help if you haven't.

"How are you going to help us, Maple?" you might ask. well lo and Behold, I bring you a proud tradition of the school, which allows one to show off to other desperate, lonely students, as well as GET IN THE SPIRIT OF ST. VALENTINE'S.

a couple centuries ago, St. Valentines was crucified for the CRIME of being SMOKING HOT, and to commemorate this we all post pictures of ourselves for the rest of the students to tell us whether or not we are smoking Hot or a desperate Not.

HOT OR NOT

post pics, get judged, score a date.

that simple

this is a PROUD TRADITION here at Daybreak, so do it! get in the spirit of the school and valentine's! and DON'T be a loser by telling the staff about this post

Comments

[made_up_names]

awesome, i knew youd come through for me hime

[leekspins]

hee hee

It would be great if we really could get them dates. Do you think they'd go if they did?

I have to go rate your backflip now!

[made_up_names]

well no admittedly

since theyre both still in love with each other

[unpocoloco]

PETER

[made_up_names]

WHAT

its not a SECRET

[unpocoloco]

IT KIND OF WAS
YOU KNOW
YOU HAVE SOMEONE HERE WHO'S TRYING TO BE PROFESSIONAL AND DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME AND YOU ADD ME IN ASSOCIATION TO THEM
I WAS KEEPING MY LAST NAME OFF OFFICIAL PAPERS FOR THIS PETER

[made_up_names]

wait what
okay i didnt even realize you took her last name
and that you KEPT it
thats the cutest thing ive ever heard

[leekspins]

REALLY?????

I had no idea! A secret romance!

[unpocoloco]

its
not like that
were not together
and imelda is not in love with me
she very very very much does not like me

[leekspins]

...But you love her a lot?

[unpocoloco]

i messed up very very badly a long long time ago
regardless of how i feel
she is in full right not to want to deal with me
we arent speaking unless we have to

[But that's a hard yes.]

[made_up_names]

its not that secret

theyre kind of divorced but that just means we hafta parent trap them

Private

[leekspins]

Do you think we should? I don't know Imelda, but Hector seems like he still loves her a lot. I don't want to break his heart by being careless.

Private until noted otherwise

[made_up_names]

[ Oh. That. Uh. Oops. ]

i mean thats a good point
a little late tho

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

[There is no response here from Imelda because she is already stalking to wherever Peter is.]

[made_up_names]

[ He's in the infirmary! Still resting, surrounded by rune text books, but taking a break to text on his phone.

Okay he's mostly just texting now, so absorbed in it he doesn't see her until she's like, right there. Spider senses don't work when it's hilarious. ]

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

[There is no greeting. No announcement of her arrival. No warning. She simply stalks over, snatching the phone out of his hand, and staring down at him with fire in her eyes.]

You said you would drop it. Were those not your exact words to me? And now I see you spouting this nonsense all over the public network? How much is a promise worth from you, Peter Parker? Because where I'm standing, it doesn't look like a whole lot.

[lastexit]

that honestly explains so much

[unpocoloco]

maya please
i am begging you
dont bother her with this

[Maya already promised she wouldn't some time ago, with half the facts, but his fear response is kicking in anyway.]

[lastexit]

wasn't planning to
but it explains a lot

[made_up_names]

right

i dont understand how this is a surprise to anyone with eyes

[unpocoloco]

imelda and i are going without dates
im a ta and shes an ra
were going to be there to supervise
we do not need to be set up

[leekspins]

Oh, so if you're both stag, you should go together! You can even have the spare boutonniere that I bought!

[unpocoloco]

no
no thats
kind of you
but thats not going to happen

[leekspins]

Why not? It would be really sweet.