HOT ot NOT

[maplesight]

hey all of you losers out there! you all scored dates for the dance yet!? you're running out of time!! but don't worry, good ol' Maple is here to help if you haven't.

"How are you going to help us, Maple?" you might ask. well lo and Behold, I bring you a proud tradition of the school, which allows one to show off to other desperate, lonely students, as well as GET IN THE SPIRIT OF ST. VALENTINE'S.

a couple centuries ago, St. Valentines was crucified for the CRIME of being SMOKING HOT, and to commemorate this we all post pictures of ourselves for the rest of the students to tell us whether or not we are smoking Hot or a desperate Not.

HOT OR NOT

post pics, get judged, score a date.

that simple

this is a PROUD TRADITION here at Daybreak, so do it! get in the spirit of the school and valentine's! and DON'T be a loser by telling the staff about this post

Comments

un: username

[decipere]

(◡‿◡✿)

aren't i just the cutest boy you've ever laid your eyes on? come and date me and i'll give you the full package! ♡ ～('▽^人)










(oh god plz date me. i'm so lonely. i don't want to die alone 。゜゜(´Ｏ`) ゜゜。)

( ooc: kokichi took minato's phone and is currently using his account to post this because he's a good roommate. and yes, minato's username is apparently just... username... )

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

ooh love me some drool wow

UN: FORTUNETELLER

[maplesight]

EW GROSS

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

mmm moist thick shine of slobber on the lips and chin yeah so wet...those spots on the shirt from the drool I mean tee hee ;)

[he's lost control of his life, he's just gonna be digging his grave over here.]

[maplesight]

omg

i'm screencapping this

this'll be trending on twitter for sure

[deuteranope]

people still fucking use twitter wow get lives

[decipere]

if you come over in the next ten mins and pick me up, big boy, i can gladly drool over you (￢‿￢ )♡

[deuteranope]

mm tempting lemme guess you’re good at pillow talk

[decipere]

of course! i also have absolutely not a single drop of shame in my body so i'd gladly do anything that you'd want me to do~

[deuteranope]

[...well now he just wants to go over so he can rescue this person, honestly. It's weird when someone else is kidding about that kind of thing, because at least he knows he's not taking anything seriously and just trying to be a pain...but this dude is asleep!!!]

yeah? gimme your dorm number and we'll see

[decipere]

wow! you already want to meet up? i know that i wanted you here in the next ten minutes but that's a new record! i feel all fuzzy inside...

but before i completely open myself up to you, i should know who my new soulmate is going to be

[deuteranope]

looks like I'm lonely too

[There's a few different quips that come to mind, but even in the interest of playing along, they make him feel too gross. He's been incriminating enough, too! He's had a bad rep before, but this would be...a new low... The lowest possible.

In the end, he still settles for something that makes him want to die inside.]

I can be whoever you want me to be tbh

[decipere]

ohhh... is that so?

[ well, now that's interesting. kokichi can't imagine that this person is doing this on purpose. maybe it's someone that minato knows or someone who cares about him? he wasn't really expecting anyone to really fall for this unless they were really naive and never met the real minato, but he didn't quite expect this. now he's intrigued! he's wondering how far this guy is going to go. ]

you know, i have some reeeeeeeally messed up kinks. you might regret saying something like that to a lonely pent-up sicko like me!

[deuteranope]

[.........this is someone using someone else's account and shit, right... suddenly he doubts and that's Terrifying.]

appreciate the warning

[decipere]

you're not scared? you know, you can't back out once you agree!

[deuteranope]

yeah? how come? and what if you decide you don't like me?

[decipere]

are you familiar with the unbreakable vow? a magical contract between two parties that binds them together through a promise. a promise that they cannot break, unless they want to die.

[ is this real? is it fake? heck, idk, but either way, it's ic for kokichi to either talk about it or lie about it. ]

[deuteranope]

pretty sure you're full of shit

[his gallant attempt is becoming a real pain.]

[decipere]

you're in a school full of magic, demons, werewolves, and who knows what else. what makes you think that i'm making this up?

[deuteranope]

that whole thing where I'm not a dumbass

anyway I ignore all that other shit so why wouldn't I ignore this too

[decipere]

do you really think that ignoring something will just make it magically (haha) go away? i can ignore the fire in my room but that doesn't mean i won't die a horribly painful death!

[deuteranope]

thisisfinedog.jpg

anyway it's your choice just like it'd be your choice to give me your room number or not

if you do I might help put out that fire

[decipere]

okayyy, but you asked for it! no backing down!

come over to aube 104 but you better make it quick! i'm starting to suffocate with allll this smoke!

[ and if mav does actually decide to head over there... yeah, there's actually smoke coming out from underneath the door. this isn't fake, mav, there's real smoke! but the door is locked so gj getting in ]

uh: headphonehero

[missleading]

Who took this picture of you while you were sleeping?
Won't you tell us? (╹◡╹✿)

[ time to die ]

[decipere]

[ uh oh, here comes the twin. ]

it's a selfie, of course! some tape to the ceiling and a timer lets me take all the cute sleeping pictures that i want ♡