UN: Integreatest

[emergensirations]

You know, at first I thought I had you all wrong. I thought these April pranks were cool and that you finally understood stuff. I thought we could have a good time and we wouldn't even leave any corpses behind. But noooo. I mean, come on, you guys switch bodies and stuff it's "just a prank" and "all in good fun" but when I want to make a friend I'm "evil" and "a danger to everyone around me". You guys are lame. This isn't a fun trick at all. >::(

[They definitely stole Héctor's phone to send this.]

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[jailedmoon]

I am nothing as weak as a daemon.

[emergensirations]

Boss 2 is nice to me. I bet he'll say it was fine.

[hattersgonnahat]

i rather not kill anyone...

[emergensirations]

You're the rudest person I have ever met.


But okay.

[emergensirations]

Wouldn't we all. But that's life! Sooner or later, you have to kill to live.

[jailedmoon]

Is that supposed to be insulting?

[emergensirations]

That's up to you! I don't know what you're into.

[spelleton]

[ That's all the non-answer he needs. ]

Your possession destroys them then.

I thought so.

[jailedmoon]

I believe your intention matters more than my desires.

[emergensirations]

Shut up.

They were dead without me anyway.

It's not my fault.

[emergensirations]

You can believe whatever you like.

[hattersgonnahat]

you can live just fine without killing someone.

[Or just...let someone much stronger than you take care of it, if they're really that evil.]

[Maybe the real difference is they don't actually gloat about it.]

[emergensirations]

Really? Have you never eaten anything? Have you never defeated any creature in a battle? Boy, some good you'll be in Nightfall. Because I promise, what's out there will be just fine killing you. For fun.

[jailedmoon]

I believe you are afraid of those stronger than you.

[emergensirations]

Duh. That's sensible. I like living.

[jailedmoon]

Yet you kill others for your own sake. Do you not feel guilty for that?

[emergensirations]

Everyone's got to eat.

And I like to help my friends. Death happens.

[We're not talking about guilt.]

[jailedmoon]

It may be a fact of life, but there is a difference between letting someone die naturally and taking matters into your own hands.

The latter means more.

[emergensirations]

My hosts mean more. It's an easy choice.

[spelleton]

[ He does pity them, in a way. Whether it's out of a concerted attempt to ignore their actions or because they don't know how to process it...they do seem to be rather more attached than most. ]

I see.

You are aware you can befriend people without possessing them?

[emergensirations]

No one here is my friend.

Except the nice angel who promised to be my host.

I can't live without hosts.

[hattersgonnahat]

[What does eating have to do with this? And defeating and killing are not close to the same thing.]

...i guess so? but killing them isnt that much better.

[She wants to try to be friends first!]

[emergensirations]

No. But it's necessary. Which means getting mad at me about it is dumb because one day you'll have to do it too.

[spelleton]

You have a body without a host and you exist well enough.

[ He doesn't get paid enough to give a daemon child psychological counseling. ]

You've never talked to people outside of your hosts have you.

[emergensirations]

Until my contract is up. Or I die. This feels weird. I'm not growing at all.



... Define "talked".