UN: Integreatest

[emergensirations]

You know, at first I thought I had you all wrong. I thought these April pranks were cool and that you finally understood stuff. I thought we could have a good time and we wouldn't even leave any corpses behind. But noooo. I mean, come on, you guys switch bodies and stuff it's "just a prank" and "all in good fun" but when I want to make a friend I'm "evil" and "a danger to everyone around me". You guys are lame. This isn't a fun trick at all. >::(

[They definitely stole Héctor's phone to send this.]

Comments

un: hemlock

[spelleton]

[ He could explain that there's a significant difference between 'daemon that quite literally parasitizes their hosts' and 'temporary if inconvenient swap' but he knows he'd be wasting his time. ]

Your definition of friendship needs some work.

UN: xhatgurlx

[hattersgonnahat]

['and we wouldn't even leave any corpses behind'.]

you kill people for fun?

[THAT'S NOT NICE AND DOESN'T WANT SOMEONE IN HER BODY LIKE THAT AGAIN.]

un: shadow

[jailedmoon]

Perhaps you should have tried leaving corpses.

[Are they being serious or not?









(They're being serious.)]

un: ornithology

[hawkwardness]

Did you steal his phone again?

un: mortiscausa

[subconmodo]

You know, if you keep stealing other people's phones you're never going to get one of your own right?

And let's not get into the extra decades of Contract you earned with your little prank earlier.

un: werther

[imitationsoul]

What's the problem with just embracing it? Does it really matter how people think of you?