UN: Integreatest

[emergensirations]

You know, at first I thought I had you all wrong. I thought these April pranks were cool and that you finally understood stuff. I thought we could have a good time and we wouldn't even leave any corpses behind. But noooo. I mean, come on, you guys switch bodies and stuff it's "just a prank" and "all in good fun" but when I want to make a friend I'm "evil" and "a danger to everyone around me". You guys are lame. This isn't a fun trick at all. >::(

[They definitely stole Héctor's phone to send this.]

Comments

un: hemlock

[spelleton]

[ He could explain that there's a significant difference between 'daemon that quite literally parasitizes their hosts' and 'temporary if inconvenient swap' but he knows he'd be wasting his time. ]

Your definition of friendship needs some work.

[emergensirations]

What do you know? You're one of them. It's this school. You're all like this.

I've had good friends. Best friends. We did friend things like get to know each other and have fun and I give gifts.

[spelleton]

So where are these best friends of yours?

[ He wonders if Sira really understands what they're doing to people, sometimes. The daemon had acted strangely childish, and while childish daemons aren't exactly uncommon, well...

Now is as good a time to ask as any. ]

[emergensirations]

[This is now even less fun than it was.]

That's not important. They were real and I loved them.

UN: xhatgurlx

[hattersgonnahat]

['and we wouldn't even leave any corpses behind'.]

you kill people for fun?

[THAT'S NOT NICE AND DOESN'T WANT SOMEONE IN HER BODY LIKE THAT AGAIN.]

Re: UN: xhatgurlx

[emergensirations]

No. I kill people if it's to help my friends. ::) Killing is hard work! I don't just do it for nothing!

[hattersgonnahat]

well that doesnt make it any much better!!!!

[emergensirations]

Yeah, it does. It means I make my friends happy. It means I protect them and do what's best for them.

You're no better. You're training to beat Nightfall, aren't you? Is that not killing to keep your friends safe and happy?

un: shadow

[jailedmoon]

Perhaps you should have tried leaving corpses.

[Are they being serious or not?









(They're being serious.)]

[emergensirations]

Ugh, I did try, but it didn't work because this place is full of crazy people. That's how I got stuck in this mess. ::C

[jailedmoon]

Perhaps your abilities are lacking.

[emergensirations]

That's rude! I'm only as strong as my current hosts right now but I never had a problem before!

un: ornithology

[hawkwardness]

Did you steal his phone again?

[emergensirations]

He's not even awake to use it! It's not really stealing, it's just borrowing.

[hawkwardness]

[God, it feels like he ought to start charging someone babysitting fees.]

Still wrong. Bring it back.

[emergensirations]

No. You're not my boss. He is.

un: mortiscausa

[subconmodo]

You know, if you keep stealing other people's phones you're never going to get one of your own right?

And let's not get into the extra decades of Contract you earned with your little prank earlier.

[emergensirations]

... You were going to give me a phone?


I still don't think it's fair. It helped! Your cat ears went away. And everyone else was doing it.

[subconmodo]

Every minion gets one. You, Kit... Desco's technically an apprentice, I guess, but she has her own phone anyway.

And I think you fail to realize that most of the people being HIT with the potions weren't doing so on PURPOSE.

[emergensirations]

Oh.

Well I guess I could give this one back then...

I don't understand. People were throwing the potions on purpose. Which means they wanted the merges to happen. Is being pranked not a part of the game?

[hattersgonnahat]

it is very good phone too

[He's trying...]

UN: FinalBossy

[descolation]

HE SAID IT!<(*O*)>

THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF DESCO'S LIFE!

un: werther

[imitationsoul]

What's the problem with just embracing it? Does it really matter how people think of you?

[emergensirations]

It matters what my hosts think. Our bonds are special. But I'm not allowed another host until my contract is up. I thought this would be something good instead. Now my contract is even longer. And people are saying those bonds were lies.

[imitationsoul]

The contract can be extended without your permission? That sounds less like a contract and more like being kept captive.