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un: astrophenominal

i don't do the whole dance thing (well i'm going to eat,,,,,,) but the glorious goddess ricktoria deserves to be dance queen

actually what the fuck is the dance even for i forgot heheheheh oops

anyway if there's a public spectacle you best believe my kid is gonna be THE BELLE OF THE BALLL!!!!

like wow have you ever seen something so fucking beautiful in your life??? brings a tear to your eye really

[well not MY eye but your eye yeah i bet]

anyway if you want the honor privilege chance of a lifetime to take my cat as your date you have to answer THREE PERSONALIZED QUESTIONS!!!! which i will come up with after you volunteer. based on ur answers you might be good enough who knows hehehehehehehhwhe

she just has to be home by 2200?? okay cool

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THAT'S IT?
YEAH, WE CAN DO THAT!
I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE A LITTLE CAT DATE WITH DINNER AND MAYBE FLOWERS!

oh my fucking god it’s not a REAL ROMANTIC DATE idiot it’s just them hanging out idk what you would call it

oh okay maybe i retract some of my previous disappointment

this guy appreciates a good candle, that's important
atmosphere and all that

i mean u can put more effort into it and i'm not closed off to the idea of like a cat date photoshoot

but no you can just......bring ur cat...............that's totally fine

I WILL MAKE AN EFFORT IF THERE'S CUTE CAT PHOTOS INVOLVED!

okay okay okay how about this deal

we do a basic playdate for the dance coming up
then if things go cool i'll take good couple photos of them for the event

so they can get dressed up for the dance and shit which is effort you gotta make anyway

nothing extra

YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE A FRIEND CAT DATE
IF THEY'RE GOING TO A ROMANTIC VALENTINE'S DANCE AFTER!
THERE NEEDS TO BE A TEST RUN, LIKE BEFORE A WEDDING!
I'M DISAPPOINTED YOU DON'T HAVE MORE HOPES FOR RICKTORIA!
YOU WOULD SETTLE FOR ANY OLD CAT OFF THE STREET FOR HER WOULDN'T YOU?