un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

i don't do the whole dance thing (well i'm going to eat,,,,,,) but the glorious goddess ricktoria deserves to be dance queen

actually what the fuck is the dance even for i forgot heheheheh oops

anyway if there's a public spectacle you best believe my kid is gonna be THE BELLE OF THE BALLL!!!!



like wow have you ever seen something so fucking beautiful in your life??? brings a tear to your eye really

[well not MY eye but your eye yeah i bet]

anyway if you want the honor privilege chance of a lifetime to take my cat as your date you have to answer THREE PERSONALIZED QUESTIONS!!!! which i will come up with after you volunteer. based on ur answers you might be good enough who knows hehehehehehehhwhe

she just has to be home by 2200?? okay cool

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[tsuns]

let's do it tomorrow then!!!

i've got ricktoria but i wanna clean and tell my roommate and stuff

[yokeye]

OKAY! TEXT ME WHEN YOU'RE READY AND I'LL BRING HER BY!

[hippocarnival]

[He looks away and then all the sudden there's cat virtues and candles and Toki flipping back and forth on cat dates.]

σ(￣、￣〃)

I can't tell if this is going well or not

[tsuns]

it'll go totally fine as long as my daughter's cat chastity is taken off the table

[hippocarnival]

it should be??? Σ(°ロ°)

Kuroko is fixed and they don't do that once they're fixed

[tsuns]

so is ricktoria but idk how cat horniness works

[hippocarnival]

it definitely stops when they're fixed

[Yuya's mostly confident about this, having owned cats for a while, but he really has no desire to go look up cat horniness and verify it.

But it's probably going to be fine.]