un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

i don't do the whole dance thing (well i'm going to eat,,,,,,) but the glorious goddess ricktoria deserves to be dance queen

actually what the fuck is the dance even for i forgot heheheheh oops

anyway if there's a public spectacle you best believe my kid is gonna be THE BELLE OF THE BALLL!!!!



like wow have you ever seen something so fucking beautiful in your life??? brings a tear to your eye really

[well not MY eye but your eye yeah i bet]

anyway if you want the honor privilege chance of a lifetime to take my cat as your date you have to answer THREE PERSONALIZED QUESTIONS!!!! which i will come up with after you volunteer. based on ur answers you might be good enough who knows hehehehehehehhwhe

she just has to be home by 2200?? okay cool

Comments

[deuteranope]

I would say never speak to me or my daughter again but cat daddy fucking approved you so what the fuck ever

[yokeye]

I WILL TREAT HER LIKE SHE'S MY OWN!
NOT TO WORRY!

[deuteranope]

you better not that’s my cat

[yokeye]

MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME TO THE PLAYDATE!
PROTECT YOUR DAUGHTER'S VIRTUE!

[tsuns]

yeah ricky
@weaseling

come come come come

[deuteranope]

oh also I’m gonna punch you in the nuts

[tsuns]

u can try but u will fail

[deuteranope]

challenge accepted

[deuteranope]

the fuck you planning to do with my daughter’s virtue

ugh whatever @astrophenominal just text me when you plan on doing it tomorrow I ain’t helping you clean shit

[yokeye]

NOTHING PLANNED!
BUT KIDS GROW UP FAST THESE DAYS!
YOU CAN'T KNOW WHAT'S REALLY ON HER MIND!

[tsuns]

wait i was on your side for a while dude but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

there will be nothing to do with taking or losing any virtue at my house at my playdate

[yokeye]

IT WAS JUST A HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO!

[tsuns]

not even hypothetical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yokeye]

SHE'LL BE FOREVER VIRTUOUS THEN!