thanks, mav

[suddenlybees]

Offer good one per person, per calendar month.
Please contact with serious offers only.
Full payment required upfront.

Comments

[tsuns]

you can choke on my fist and thats fucking free

UN: bumblebee

[thebreakfastbug]

I think I'll just buy a bunch of duct tape instead.

[hippocarnival]

I don't have that much money...

but i can pitch in some of my allowance? (°▽°)/

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

or a hunk of kidney?

[deuteranope]

wow you're going to fail but at least you'll fail rich I guess

[suddenlybees]

I'm not the one wantonly alchemizing gold!!
Besides, if the authorities ever catch me, Tyzias has bought my silence!
Her secret is safe~

[suddenlybees]

...And that's what's important!
Who needs school when I've got power and money~

un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

i thought we were a team

we're all in this together, the chad 2 my troy?????????

[suddenlybees]

You'd really do that for me?
How much is your allowance?
.......You get an allowance???

[suddenlybees]

Duct tape won't last!
Just try me!!!!!

[suddenlybees]

Hmmmm
I'll take it.
Cut it off and send it to Lumière 303~

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

No, you're an accessory, which is still illegal.

Why can't you get a normal job? You don't have to offer your silence for payment, whatever that's supposed to mean.

un: xx.angelique.xx

[deuteranope]

[Note: still Mav, not the real Angelique, but he's undercover.]

I refuse to take part in this ridiculous farce but PLEASE tell me you're joking and you don't ACTUALLY not know when finals are. This school is our glorious future!

[suddenlybees]

That requires having marketable skills, Imelda!
Illegal means are just so much easier~

[deuteranope]

the what

[tsuns]

necrophilia AND cannibalism

i should have known

[hippocarnival]

sure I don't mine helping! ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

my mom sends me some money every month to spend. its 5000 yen but since i'm going to use my birthday money for the theater club trip I don't have to save for anything

after converting I have 24 euro legt

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

You have plenty of marketable skills, if you put in the effort.

And barring that, I can just give you a job.

[suddenlybees]

[ oh my god it's angelique ]

LOL
I'm just joking!
Don't look at this post, Angelique, go away

[deuteranope]

Why, I never! I'm reporting this!

[yokeye]

(ಡ艸ಡ)
I'LL GIVE YOU $250,000 IF YOU DROP OUT OF SCHOOL AND NEVER COME BACK!

[suddenlybees]

Heh~ How kind of your mother~
When's your birthday?

[tsuns]

uh wtf

ur gonna come over asap and we'll get our hsm on

[suddenlybees]

How can I resist when it's you?
Enabler~~

[suddenlybees]

And lose my steady source of income?
You'll have to bump up the price!!