thanks, mav

[suddenlybees]

Offer good one per person, per calendar month.
Please contact with serious offers only.
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Comments

[suddenlybees]

Hmmmm
I'll take it.
Cut it off and send it to Lumière 303~

[tsuns]

necrophilia AND cannibalism

i should have known

[suddenlybees]

How can I resist when it's you?
Enabler~~

[tsuns]

i might puke





w/ my luck u have a thing for that too

[suddenlybees]

I won't say anything about that,
but if you do puke, save it in a bottle for me and I'll take it off your hands.

[tsuns]

never speak to me our my daughter ever again

[suddenlybees]

$16,000 a month and I'll do just that~

[tsuns]

or maybe i'll just tape your mouth shut

[suddenlybees]

LOL
Your organs will be in arm's reach~
Are you willing to take that chance?

[tsuns]

what kind of magic do you have that can just suck that shit out of my body???

[suddenlybees]

It's called a switchblade~

[tsuns]

I'd like to see you try




wait nvm jk jk jk jk jk jk jk

[suddenlybees]

LOL
No take backs~
I'm coming for you, Ka~ na~ ta~

[tsuns]

how many times are you gonna try and murder me kano???????

[suddenlybees]

The amazing thing about the human body is that you don't need all your organs to survive~!
I can take a kidney, half a liver, the appendix...
You'll live~

[deuteranope]

livers regenerate

renewable resource

[suddenlybees]

Mav gets it!
Listen to the man~!

[tsuns]

nope I have a medical condition I cannot live without any organs and I need all my blood too

[suddenlybees]

You could probably spare some blood if you stopped losing so much fluid in tears.

[tsuns]

wow I also have a medical condition that means I cant cry

so therefore no tears can leave my face

[suddenlybees]

I can heal that for you~

[tsuns]

that would be cool if you were allowed to look at or touch me

[suddenlybees]

LOL
You underestimate me.
I don't need to look at you or touch you to make you cry~

[tsuns]

that is NOT healing

[suddenlybees]

I'm fixing a medical condition!
That's healing!
Sometimes you just need a good long cry, you know~?